Michael Edwards





He tripped on her knickers and fell to the floor

and feeling embarrassed he said to the whore:

‘It’s daft to wear knickers you must agree’

‘Oh no my dearie you must see

they keep ankles warm’ said  she.


  • dusk arising

    'after their sex he felt a little uncertain,
    no tissues, so he wiped it on the curtain'

  • Goldfinch60

    I am still laughing!! Thank you Michael.

    Tremendous artwork.

  • orchidee

    Oh lol, good write M. I never knew they were ankle-warmers! Miss Berles got any for that use?

  • Unsub

    How does a blonde turn off the lights before sex?

    She closes the car door!

    Thanks for your undies piece - next year can you do an Advent Undies calendar for us so everyday we get to open a new piece.



    • Michael Edwards

      Sounds a great idea - an undies calendar. will there twelve - not if she goes knickerless for a month.

    • Bragee

      good stuff here!

    • Poetic Dan

      Fantastic stuff!

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