UNDIES (3)

Michael Edwards

 

 

In matters of ‘bum’

why is it that some

think knickers are best

when  carefully pressed.

 

Just leave them crinkly;

or to put it quite simply:

in places not sunny

the  bum is not fussy.

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 6th, 2019 02:49
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  • Goldfinch60

    So very true Michael, what is the point of ironing knickers!

    • Michael Edwards

      None at all - can't beat a Crinkly Bottom - was that somewthing to do with Noel Edmonds?

    • orchidee

      Oh lol, good write and pic M.

    • dusk arising

      Whether ironed or wrinkly
      let me state quite distinctly
      they should never be worn
      after a farts left them torn !

      • Michael Edwards

        LOL - but farts are so good to help the drying process - gives them a good airing.

      • ANGELA & BRIAN

        Good afternoon UNCLE MIKE ~ Confucius He say : Girls in crinkly panties should never wear tight drees ! Like cellulite crinkly undies always show through. Thanks for sharing MIKE ~ When ever I go away (sans PC !) MPS and its ODD ODES always make it worth coming HOME FOR ~ AMEN

        Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
        Love BRIAN & ANGELA ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’š

        • Michael Edwards

          Crinkly panties 'neath tight dresses could start a new fashion trend - as for odd odes I'm just writing a few with a Christmas theme. Watch this space ..!
          Thanks so much B&A

        • Bragee

          lol
          another classic
          witty and funny!

          • Michael Edwards

            Gee thanks Bragee - much appreciate your kind comments.

          • Mottakeenur Rehman

            ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“โค๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ

          • Andrew Charles Forrest

            Excellent Michael

            Was once meticulous in how i dressed but as I get wrinkly I iron much less!



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