CHRISTMAS CRACKERS (1)

Michael Edwards

 

 

 

CHRISTMAS CRACKERS (1)

 

I may have been rather ambitious

when I asked for a dog for Christmas

but boy did I get shirty

when all I got was turkey.

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 17th, 2019 01:38
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments5

  • Goldfinch60

    I hope you caught it with the lead you had bought for the dog!

    • Michael Edwards

      Yes and on second thoughts perhaps turkey tastes better.

    • orchidee

      Yes - a live turkey?! A fine write and pic there M.

    • ANGELA & BRIAN

      Bon Apres Midi - Notre Oncle Mike

      What makes a Village Cross ?
      When a labour MP is replaced
      By one of BORIS* BOYS !

      Love the PAINTING & the ODD ODE !
      Ken Dodd asked for His Two Front Teeth
      And the VET supplied them from A DONKEY
      And Ken never stopped laughing !

      Blessings & Peace to YOU & YOURS
      Love Angela & Brian ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿงก

      • Michael Edwards

        And blessings and peace to you both.

      • myself and me

        Hahaha. Love it.

      • FineB

        Hello Michael,

        A lovely Xmas write.

        Sorry about the dog maybe you'll get it this year perhaps.

        Keep writing FineB and Merry Xmas

        • Michael Edwards

          I keep hoping - plus cats in blankets.

          lol



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