CHRISTMAS CRACKERS (2)

Michael Edwards

 

‘Dear Santa I have a Christmas request:

a brand new sister is what I’d like best’.

 

‘Well young man you must wait and see

but first you must send your mother to me’.

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 19th, 2019 03:08
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments6

  • orchidee

    I might have to swoon at this! heehee. Some fat bloke in a white beard and funny costume coming down your chimney each year? There's a cruder description, but Fido won't let me print it publicly! A fine pic too. I'm sure I've walked somewhere like as in the pic.

    • Michael Edwards

      Do you remember the Petula Clark song: Don't swoon in the chimney darling' - or something like that.

    • Goldfinch60

      What! No 18 warning!

    • FineB

      Hello Michael,

      An excellent write and funny!

      Xmas crackers bah!

      Went for our work Xmas bash last week crackers were disappointing. They all had the same novelty in them for everyone.

      Talk about tight.

      Pity that we were in a bar/pub around the corner from the beautiful Tower of London.

      Keep writing FineB

      • Michael Edwards

        Brings back memories. I was involved in the legal contracts for the construction of the Bowring Building right outside the Tower back in the 60s

      • orchidee

        Should Fido bark at this then - no 18 warning?! heehee.

      • myself and me

        The request is unique. The response is so ha ha ha. Best for Christmas.

      • ANGELA & BRIAN

        I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus ~ say no more !

        Good Evening Uncle Mike ~ very droll !
        Love the VILLAGE Scene ~ English Villages always have corners round which to peer ! A merican Roads are always synthetic ~ too long & too straight ! No Villeges just a million identical MALLS ~ no personallity just like TRUMP ! Thnaks for sahring !

        Blessings & JOY @ Christmas
        Love A & B ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿงก



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