Father Christmas fell down on the job
fast asleep as sound as a log
until the morning when he woke in disgrace
covered in soot in the fireplace.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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poor ole santa,sleeping on the job
Bless him.
merry christmas
Merry Christmas to you as well Michael, my all be well with you and your Mrs.
Andy.
And with you and yours - I'll raise a glass to you and Joyce.
Oh lol, good write and pic M. Seasons Greetings too!
I know - leaves one huge mess in our lounges each year! Let's keep the fire burning all night - that'll shake him!
Lot's of sparks - that'll bring a twinkle to his nethers - cheers O.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS UNCLE MIKE TO YOU & YOURS ~ Angela & I love your posts mainly because ~ they have an unpredictability about them so its a breath of Fresh Air each morning ~ AMEN ! We have a person on our Staff called NOEL and hes always PERE NOEL for our CMas Party for the KIDS of the Staff ! Last Year they built an elobarate Chimney for him to slide down ! Hes in the Engineering Department and he got stuck in the middle ! He nearly suffocated and they had to unscrew the section to get Him ! The Staff & the Kids were souting Encore not realising he could have been stuck in there for ever ! I do play PERE NOEL @ Church but avoid Chimneys even though Im quite SLIM 6'2" and under 12 stone ! Playing PERE NOEL is always frought with danger especially because some KIDS pee themselves with excitement ~ say no more ! I always wear a waterproof PERE NOEL outfit ! Thanks for caring & sharing FAB PAINTINGS & PERKY PUNS over 300 times in 2019 ~ You are a Blessing to us ALL ! WE elect YOU *POET & PAINTER of MPS for 2019 !* AMEN !
Blessings & Peace to You & yours in 2020 !
Love ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡💚💚💚
Wow some accolade for which I am so grateful. And it wouldn't be the same without A&B - please never leave the site - it won't be the same without you either.
Pulled out, covered in soot
Elves tried, but lost his boots
Had to trudge, thru the snow
Feet so cold, no HO! HO! HO,
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Hello Michael,
A witty and great write!
Even Santa with his festive cheer has his bad days on the job!
Keep writing FineB
Thanks FB for all your comments - must now think about serious writes - not easy when your mind is as off piste as mine but write I will.
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