Woof! Fido says - You ole misery
Why you wished an Unhappy New Year to All?
(Gotta allow for a talking dog here - he speaks English)
Well, it's inevitable Fido
Bound to happen
Don't ya know why?
Well, I don't really know, says Fido
(Doing Mavis impression form Corrie there -
No end of his talents).
Did someone have an accident or misfortune?
Did something terrible happen?
Why, yes Fido - something terrible
And no end to it....
Cos I only said
'Im gonna continue to sing!'
Don't ya know -
My New Year Resolution
Is to increase from 2 to 20 songs per day
It'll drive ya all mad
But it can't be helped
What number singing lesson are ya on? asks Fido
(He howls to drown out my singing!)
Oh, lesson number 2569874251 I think
I should give it up as bad job, says Fido
That singing tutor's laughing up his sleeve
He knows ya don't improve
But still wants your dough (money)!
Now a song from Fido to end with:
Woof, Woof!
How much is that doggy in the window?
Woof, Woof!
Ya knows the rest of the song!
Where's the guys in white coats?!
Heehee
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: January 11th, 2020 03:30
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Is it 'waggly tail' or 'waggedy tail' in the song?
Thanks DA.
ANGELA HERE ! Well UNCLE STEVE - Your Title says it all *An Unhappy New Year to ALL !* We love your MAD ODES and his is your best (so far) for 2020 ! Ive studied PSYCHOLOGY and your three TRADE MARKS:
1. A mythical DOG called FIDO whose always minding other peoples business
2. A constant apology for Tuneless Singing - To people who*ve never even heard you
3. Even though CHRISTIANS are sometimes pilloried on this site - You post HYMN & A Spiritual POEM on a secular site every day !
My prognois wold be that these TRADE MARKS are the resuly of CHILDHOOD experience !
1. You*ve obviously had bad experience with DOFS in the past and your way to resolve this is to lavish TLC on (and be in AWE of !) your amazing Virtual Reality Dog FIDO ! Incidently all DOGS spaek DOGGERAL !
2. Looking back through all your POEMS & Comments - Dr Shclenk an I have come to the conclusion that during a SOLO in a School Concert (in front of your Family & all your PEERS !) when you sang all th RIGHT NOTES but in the WRONG ORDER. You have been apologising for your poor singing - EVRY DAY !
3. You sem to be in a constant State of Penance & Penitance (and we have been informed a HAIR SHIRT ?) and you attone for a MISSPENT YOUTH by posting a HYMN & Spiritual Poem everyday on a SITE that has s ometimes been hostile to Christianity !
The MEN in WHITE COATS WOULD HAVE GOOD EVIDENCE - on these three issues alone : Canninophobia - Allusional Singing Dysfunction & Hymnuphoria ~ You could be referred as a FT Patient to the Les Dawson Institute for Bad Musicians & People with Illusions etc. My Brother is in there (He is MAD) and He is allowed to stll be a MEMBER of MPS and is allowed one Cyber Dog ! Oddly enough He can sing and runs the Choir - I*ll warn HIM you are coming !
Motto for 2020 ? *Never mess with People in White Coats*
I know they took my Brother away 2 yars ago !
Blessings & Peace to YOU & YOURS
Love in the Spirit ANGELA & BRIAN
🧡💙🧡💙🧡
Thanks B&A. Oohh, analyse this. One said - someone 'matter-of-fact and probably with some sort of accent, to make it sound more emphatic: 'Oh, there's more mad ones outside (the loonie bin) than inside it!'
I could reply in more detail, but there was a time I would never go near ANY dog for my fear of dogs. I would never have a Fido then.
And - I only does it to torment folk (not really) - publish a hymn every day nearly - but worse, I sings it! heehee.
Don't worry about it Orchi, I have arranged for you to go and live in your your soundproof padded cell on Gruinard Island.
Thanks Gold. lol.
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