A worm and an elephant got together and so it came to pass
I ended up with very large holes across my new laid grass.
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Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: From A&Bs poem yesterday about spring flowers here is a photo of a small bed of helebores in my garden which are currently blooming their heads off.
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Thank you so much Michael, my first laugh of the day.
Andy
Pleased to give you a grin.
Oh lol, good write and pic M. Miss Berles do any gardening?
Yes - she sows carrots.
Well you live and learn. I've heard of new laid eggs but new laid grass? What on earth have those two been getting up to?
They were up to no good - you can be sure of it.
ANGELA HERE (next clinic @ 3 ! Late lunch break Soup & a Sani !) Love the PHOTO & the vintage WC ! All the Spring flowers are wicked and a reminder that as the flowers rise do must the TEMPERATURE ! I love Elephants & worms they boh have heir place in the order of things. Trouble is if your Eli leaves a hoof print it was either Eli or a Flying Umbrella Stand. You cant blame it on the CAT !
Blessings & Peace & Joy to You & Yours
Love in the Spring - Angela & Brian
🧡🤍💙 ~ 🧡🤍💙
A true odd ode about a real worm tomorrow - thanks Angela.
Lovely! At least you would have plenty of manure for your roses!!
Plenty of manure - we keep it in trunks.
Great write, Michael. At least the holes can be filled. Here a termite and a praying antis got together. Now their offspring says grace before they eat my house!
Religious termites - now there's a thought - cheers Fred.
Most chucklesome indeed Michael... and those hellebores you have are a sight to behold too
Neville
They are simply beautiful. Not much good as cut flowers but we get round that by floating the blooms in shallow bowls - makes a great table centre piece.
I bet they do..
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