Shitey, shitty,pissy weather
One day with ye is like forever
Pissy, shitey pissy, rain
You’re far too wet for me to take
Shitety prickety it’s also cold
I hate this wanky weathers hold
So fuck ye off ye miserable day
I swear at ye to go away
.....needless to say, it didn't work!
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Author:
Saxon Crow (
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- Comment from author about the poem: This the outcome of going to work in trainers and a jacket when the weather decides its not going to be a dry day!
- Category: Humor
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Comments6
You appear to be not best pleased SC.
It was dry in my part of the country.
Andy
WEll I was going for subtle. I'm glad you noticed the undertone
A lesson to be learnt - never wear trainers to work - I feel your annoyance and - yes - it was dry here too.
Bloody floods this morning on the way to work!
Ahhh, yes, may start sunny, then it may turn. I know what you mean - I was in the rainy area too. I had coat and gloves on, and some others were in shirt-sleeves!
Well you're just showing off then aren't you!
a - ring a - ring a - roses
poor Saxon's got wet toeziz
a-tishoo a- tishoo rain came down
I don't blame you for writing like that about the bloody awful weather if ya had to go out in it and get wet.... I'm stayin home.
Haha. At least i didnt get the plague or the corvid 29! Achoooo. ..... gulp!
Ha! I like this! Oh how the weather can greatly impact our mood... Fab!
I have tried loads of things, but it’s still pissing down.. I guess writing about it helps a teensy bit, maybe... Nice one S C.....
Neville 😎
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