JUST A SNORE

Michael Edwards

It wasn't a fart you said you heard

my bum's not like that anymore

It never farted it went to sleep

the noise you heard was just a snore

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Saxon Crow March 7th, 2020 01:29
If it didnt smell it wasnt a fart! Nice one Mike made me chuckle
- Michael EdwardsMarch 7th, 2020 16:01
  Cheers SC
Goldfinch60 March 7th, 2020 02:06
Another good fun write Michael.
Just one thing - are you sure?

Andy
- Michael EdwardsMarch 7th, 2020 16:01
  It came to pass.....
dusk arising March 7th, 2020 02:31
Now that really made me laugh - thank u for brightening up my morning with mirth.
- Michael EdwardsMarch 7th, 2020 16:02
  My pleasure dusk
orchidee March 7th, 2020 02:54
Lol, a fine write M!
- Michael EdwardsMarch 7th, 2020 16:02
  Ta O
Clara March 7th, 2020 04:00
Haha Nice! 👏
- Michael EdwardsMarch 7th, 2020 05:02
  Actually it wasn't - it wasn't!
xeina March 9th, 2020 03:24
Lol, what a fun write Micheal!

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