LONG LEGGED CELERY
In Lidle today in the vegetable isle
I saw a sign that made me smile,
they'd got the spelling wrong of course:
sixty nine pence for celery storks
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Michael Edwards (
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Did they 'fly' off the shelf.
Andy
And they were delivered by crane.
Was Miss Berles happy about the spelling?
It wos er wot writ it.
Did you Flaming-go and buy some. Outside our local Lidl was a bloke with a van full of loo rolls shouting "Get ya bog rolls 'ere, two fer a fiver, three fer a tenner!". Needless to say the loo roll shelves in store were bare.
I'm not worried about supplies - with so many fatalities there'll be plenty to go round.
Storking up and gannet buying..
wot is the world coming to eh... I believe ya tho tsk tsk
Neville
They don't know about apostrophes either - wot is the world coming to?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Mein Onkel Mickey ~ in LIDL ve hav vays auf spellung STALK ! Love the photo and the very droll observation in the Isles of Lidl. Now sat ve sind ausgang aus der Comon Merkat du muss nicht buyung auf ein Kraut Supamerkat ~ KO !
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🤍💙
Ich kaufe dort nur mit einer Papiertüte auf dem Kopf ein. I saw the sign through slits in the bag.
Jaaaaaa Mein Onkel Mickey ~ Venn Ich kaufung im LIDL Ich bin alles verung Mein Ubergrupenfhurer SS Uniform ! Ich geht ein Funfzig Protzein Diskount ~ Achtung ! BRIAN 🧡🤍🖤
Ha ha - -- somewun betta go back-ta skoooool - -- love your penchant for wit my friend
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