EATING CURRY

Michael Edwards

 

 

A friend of mine is such a dork

he eats his curry with a knife and fork.

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 17th, 2020 02:09
  • Comment from author about the poem: Wrote this a few days ago when we went to an Indian restaurant. I asked the waiter for a spoon and he said 'Ah a real curry eater!'....................I've used a spoon and fork all my life - probably learning from my wife and her family who are from the east - why do westeners insist on using a knife and fork and why in more recent years do Indian restaurants nowadays only provide a knife and fork - a knife I ask you - they never used to.
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  • Saxon Crow

    If you're really authentic youd use your hands!

    • Michael Edwards

      So true but coronavirus has put a stop to that.

      • Saxon Crow

        Chicken (curry)

        • Michael Edwards

          It's not that - it's the taste of the hand gel 😉

        • orchidee

          Oh lol, good write and pic M. How does Miss Berles eat hers?

        • Goldfinch60

          Good write Michael and so true, I have always used a fork and a spoon.

          Andy

          • Michael Edwards

            It's so difficult to cut rice grains with a knife isn't it! Thanks Andy

          • Mottakeenur Rehman

            Absolutely,,In today's epoch,,fork becomes human hands !!

          • Mottakeenur Rehman

            That's not good for our culture,,,We the people of Assam(India) never accept this tradition ...I think hands are the most useful tool in such cases ,given to us by the Creator .

            • Michael Edwards

              I agree with you Mottakeenur and when in India I also have used my hands out of respect for my hosts. In fact I still do when eating with chippatis, naan, etc.

              • Mottakeenur Rehman

                🙏🏻🙏♥️💓

                • Mottakeenur Rehman

                  Sir If You come to India( especially Assam )in Future,,Please call me on this number9
                  1 7636890594 ,,I would like to meet you ,,,You are Great Sir♥️💓🙏🏻🙏

                • dusk arising

                  And those hygene rules are a right flippin caper,
                  I wanna eat my chips out of last weeks newspaper.

                  Authentic restaurants serve on a leaf too.

                  • Michael Edwards

                    My hands have never been so clean - nowadays repeating the annual ritual many times a day.



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