THE GLASS

Michael Edwards

 

 

 

THE GLASS

 

If it’s half empty I recommend

It be the bottom half my friend

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 28th, 2020 01:32
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Goldfinch60

    In my mind a half empty glass is a myth - more Rioja please.

    Andy

    • Michael Edwards

      I don't mind a half empty glass but I hate a half empty bottle.

    • Laura🌻

      Michael,

      I’ll drink 🍷 to that!
      Cin cin!

      Stay safe and be well.

      ~Laura~🌻

    • orchidee

      You see that Laurel & Hardy clip? tThey only had enough money for one drink between them both. 'Hardy said' Drink your half first, Laurel'.
      Laurel drank it all, and said 'Well, my half was at the bottom of the glass!' lol.

    • orchidee

      You seen Quention (Q) Jumper, as in my note?

      • Michael Edwards

        No - only seen Wool N Jumper. No mention of Quention.

      • dusk arising

        Is this about my toilet bowl?

        Careful what you wish for! LOL

        • Michael Edwards

          Sure could be dusk - best put the lid on it.

        • ANGELA & BRIAN

          BRIAN HERE ~ HALFULLORHALFMT ~ That is the perennial Q ! Angela are both Contented Optimlas and enjoying th last Days of our *Luna de Miel* a CASA NOSTRA ! We are COVID free and at least Angela has JOB (General Nursing) to go back too on Monday. The Official two week Easter Vacation starts on Monday so I can keep Decorating & Gardening like a dutiful One Week Old HUSBAND. Cats dont like the smell of paint so SMOKEY is still confined to the Cattery. We*re glad we*ve got a log fire because we can *Isolate as One* (on the rug !) when the Eveings get cooler ! I dont need to hire a *Naughty Nurse* kissogram anymore ! Marriage to ANGELA is REVELATION !

          Blessings & Peace in Isolation !
          Love BRIAN & ANGELA 🧡🤍💙
          Please check HAPPINESS ~ Thanks.

          • Michael Edwards

            I can see you're well and truly embracing it all - good on yer B.

          • orchidee

            Me again! We have to lose an hour tonight. Has Miss Berles stolen it cos we used up too many (sylla) berles?

            • Michael Edwards

              Miss Berles is organing a search party to look for it but can't understand that it's not yet
              y lost - she should stick to looking for lost syllables.

            • Michael Edwards

            • Fay Slimm.

              Bottoms up Michael and cheers to your wit - - - I love it 'cos it leaves me a grin. .



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