STIFF ZIP
His zip is stiff and needs a tug
‘Take my advice’ says I quite smug,
‘try some unction liberally applied
right down the front and on the inside’.
Well it seems to work and the bonus is
his willy slides out with the greatest of ease.
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That unction can work wonders.
Can't beat a bit of unction.
Swoon! Not unction of Last Rites? Not that I believe in that ritual. Could he use it again?! Not if Last Rites!
No - not last rites - first lefts Orchi
There's a sexual junction
lubricates well with unction
but have the wherewithall
for a timely withdrawl
lest u leave her 'up the junction'
i haven't heard that word for i dont know how long. Now i have the compunction to find a use for some unction.
It's a lovely word - i've been saving it up for a while now.
Good afternoon Uncle Mike ! For your information ZIPS were invented 170 yeras ago my a Man called HOWE - Dont ask me HOW ! Now that Im a Married Lady Brian has informed that Men have two problems with Zips. One the *Stuck Zip* which you have described and the other is the *Quick Zip* which traps the Memeber & is appearently very painful ! WE ladies have no trouble with our Zips except when there is too much of us for the material & the Zip to contain !
Love the DUCK FMILY - US soon I hope
Blessings to You & Yours.
Love Angela & Brian 💛💛💛
Once you've navigated the zip you've got to navigate the underpants - not always as easy as it may seem. Like looking for a needle in a hatstack.
A zip and a doodle....zipadoodle
Zippadedoodah zippadeeday
Will it stay put when he weeturns it tho 😎🍷👍that is the question
Stay well sir... oh and I love those ducks
This magical anointment is readily available at your local alipterium or elaeothesium or maybe even your local repair garage, especially if your driving an old Willys.
Keep the humor coming. I love it.- Phil A.
P.S. They look more like geese to me.
Co9uld be geese - another humerous one today
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