Much loved, my parents entered me
in a baby competition
I was dressed in blue with frills and bows
with some help from a cosmetician
On the day of the show I was wrapped in a shawl
and placed on my mother’s knee
when the judge with crossed brow said ‘he’s ruled out
he’s too old at 43’
- Author: Michael Edwards ( Offline)
- Published: April 18th, 2020 01:24
- Comment from author about the poem: Inspired by one of Bill's comments yesterday - thanks Bill.
- Category: Unclassified
- Views: 16
Comments7
Betcha looked a real lil cutie. But mum got the prize for bravery. Love that little side fin on the fish,,, now thats a cutie alright.
Good laugh. ta!
Oh I was - I've still got the dummy!
The fish is a piece of wall art long since sold.
Thank you Michael for my first laugh of the day.
Andy
We really need a laugh - the best medicine - thanks Andy
Oh lol, good write Gold.
That's what I like to see.. a man as good as his word...
'so long and thanks for the fish'....
Neville
Well I try - very trying - thanks Neville
Oh you must have a charmed wit to raise a smile like mine big and broad despite the current gloom - thanks Mike for the thought of you with a frilly dress on -- ha ha..............
Thanks Fay - I never realised how uncomfortable nappies are.
Well Michael, we all start with diapers and end with diapers, but usually not in a competition!
ANGELA HERE - Thanks for sharing UNCLE MIKE. One Day soon we hope to have a Baby of our own - To enter in the Show ! Dont get too excited we havent ordered it yet ! Please check *Just a Closer walk with Thee* Thanks ! Love the FISH !
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love Anela & Brian 💛💛💛💛💛
I've spent ages trying to get a delivery slot on line so good luck when you do. lol
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