Michael Edwards






I offered to buy her a diamond ring

bright and shining and full of zing.

‘Nothing would please me more’  she said

so I gave her nothing else instead.


  • dusk arising

    My ex was most displeased.
    I'd bought her a real animal skin coat
    I hadn't realised she was such a conservationist
    Or maybe it was the word LAING
    written across the shoulder
    of her new donkey jacket

  • orchidee

    Dunno why she complained. You only gave her what she requested!
    I know a relative, first name Zirconia-Sapphire, and maiden surname was triple-barrelled, spelling HRH - true!
    You know Miss Z-S. Berles (names as above)?

  • orchidee

    One about them fire Doors to follow - Keeping it closed at all times; how we gonna get out?


    Very Droll UNCLE MIKE ~ Loved the Cartoon ! That PENGUITO is always strutting His Stuff (A PENGUITA) would be better bevaved !) So Ive entitled todays *sans mots* *Pride comes before a Slide !*
    Love the *ODD ODE* I asked ANGELA what she wanted for Christmas and she said *Just You - Gift Warpped !* So I bought three rolls of Christmas Paper - saying *For your EYES only+ - saved myself 500 Quid - and got my COCOA !
    Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
    Love BRIAN & ANGELA ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’™

  • Goldfinch60

    Good fun write Michael.


  • Neville

    I bet that put a smile on her face,

    oh and I do like those pen guines Michael ๐Ÿ™‚

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