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I offered to buy her a diamond ring
bright and shining and full of zing.
‘Nothing would please me more’ she said
so I gave her nothing else instead.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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My ex was most displeased.
I'd bought her a real animal skin coat
I hadn't realised she was such a conservationist
Or maybe it was the word LAING
written across the shoulder
of her new donkey jacket
Dunno why she complained. You only gave her what she requested!
I know a relative, first name Zirconia-Sapphire, and maiden surname was triple-barrelled, spelling HRH - true!
You know Miss Z-S. Berles (names as above)?
One about them fire Doors to follow - Keeping it closed at all times; how we gonna get out?
Very Droll UNCLE MIKE ~ Loved the Cartoon ! That PENGUITO is always strutting His Stuff (A PENGUITA) would be better bevaved !) So Ive entitled todays *sans mots* *Pride comes before a Slide !*
Love the *ODD ODE* I asked ANGELA what she wanted for Christmas and she said *Just You - Gift Warpped !* So I bought three rolls of Christmas Paper - saying *For your EYES only+ - saved myself 500 Quid - and got my COCOA !
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love BRIAN & ANGELA 🧡🤍💙
Good fun write Michael.
Andy
I bet that put a smile on her face,
oh and I do like those pen guines Michael 🙂
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