The Duck Billed Platypus
Have you ever known a creature like
The platypus
More unusual than the average
Cat or mousycus
Though not the prettiest of creatures
It has some most endearing features
Like a shovel nose a secret pouch and
Webbed shaped toes of courseicus
It lays eggs not in a nest or on a bed
Of course
But by the dozen almost square and in
Straight rows of course
So if you ever catch sight of my dear platypus
Though not so ugly as a wart hog or
Hippy Party Mouse
Do be kind and let me know because
I’ve lost one and I’m most unhappicus…. x
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Author:
Neville (
Offline) - Published: May 21st, 2020 06:09
- Comment from author about the poem: Am feeling a bit under the weather, so thought I would try & make myself laugh.... Here, have this one on me.... N
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Am searching round now-a-cus for your missing platypus and should I access it will send it of courseicus by that fabulous quick-as-a-flashy
Red-Crossicus for to stem your unhappicus......stay in to rest and hoping you soon get well- - cos I wantaknow yu is smilin' agen my funnypus friend..................x
Dunno wot happened there but I got that jeja vu kinda feeling come over me all of a sudden.... Fank you tho Fay and muchly too ……
Neville 🙂
A fine write Neville. lol.
Thank you Orchidee.. tis appreciated
Neville
Why did the duck bill the platypus?
couldn't he pay
has he gone away
do you miss him quite a loticus?
I like it...cheers Michael.... and truicus 🙂
Into the shadowicus
went the platipus
hiding from othersicus
tile he was fedicus.
Andycus
Ya got me laughing and cussin all the way to the breakfastsicus table, which is andycus that’s where I was aiming for...
Cheers my friend,
Neville
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