Michael Edwards




Out of the mouths of babes there comes

the contents of their upset tums.


  • orchidee

    Erm, a change from 'out of their mouths... comes praise!'
    Miss Berles got any family? Millions of Berles about?

    • Michael Edwards

      Has Miss Berles got any family - there's oodles of Berles don't you know.


      GOOD FRIDAY ~ UNCLE MIKE ~ Bright Sunny Morning after a week of Mizzle ! More like Liverpool than London ! I wont let ANGELA see this it might put her off having a BABY next year,

      My SIS had BABY called VICK
      Who ~ after each MEAL he was SICK
      He said with SUAVITY
      Its the Law of ANTI~GRAVITY
      When at Mummy*s breast I sup
      That which goes down ............
      Must alas ~ always come up !
      Dont mention *Filled Nappies*
      When we*re eating CHIPATTIES !

      Im 36 much too old to be a DAD !

      Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
      Love Brian & Angela & Smokey Cat !

      • Michael Edwards

        Love the poem - you should post it here in the gallery.
        Thanks for looking in A&B

      • Goldfinch60

        Oh yes, been there, done that, got the T shirt.


        • Michael Edwards

          Yes - many years ago - seems like a lifetime - well it probably is.

        • dusk arising

          Have you seen those stains on goldfinch's t-shirt?

          These two liners of yours have become sickeningly true.

          • Michael Edwards

            Yes I just looked - thanks for bringing it up dusk.

            • dusk arising

              Is that what he told you. Was the nipper I swear. Pah! Trying to make me the dummy here.

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            • MendedFences27

              The painting and poem do not belong together. It's funny (the poem) and the picture is great. Please keep them apart. You made me laugh, and then remember my turns at such upsets. Good bit of humor, though. - Phil A.

              • Michael Edwards

                I have to agree with you Phil but I don't think I've got a painting that would go with the poem and I've now run out of paintings that haven't been used here on MPS before. Thanks for looking in - keep safe.

                • MendedFences27

                  How about you paint something that is MPS as you see it?

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                • The Uneducated O.A.P

                  Being the oldest of six, I've seen the contents of upset tums, and upset bums! back in the days of nappies, some with no liners.for years, and years, and years, We only had one child!
                  Thanks for the chuckle, Bill

                  • Michael Edwards

                    The galvanised bucket on the stove - I remember it well - cheers Bill.

                  • ron parrish aka wordman

                    sounds like life's travels

                  • Barry Hodges

                    Very true.

                    And when they do a poo through their bots,
                    Out it comes, lots and lots and lots. And lots.

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