Michael Edwards




Girls grow boobs while still in their youth

boys have to wait till they’re long in the tooth.


  • Goldfinch60

    Thank you for my first laugh of the day Michael.
    Your words are so true!


    • Michael Edwards


      Thankfully I'm fairly trim thanks to regular daily exercise.


      ANGELA HERE ~ Good morning Uncle Mike ~ Love the Village Scene especially the NOTICE BOARD. Always Full - Always a fascinating READ.
      Love the *Ode to the Booby Trap* It gets us at 15 and Men - 50 years later - AMEN !

      Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
      Love Angela & Brian & Smokey Cat !
      Please visit MASQUERADE - THANKS

      • Michael Edwards

        There's nothing like Village Life - thanks Angela

      • dusk arising

        I'm obviously keeping abreast of the times then.

        Armed with her new training bra
        young Emily was growing up quick
        but one thing which worried her eversomuch
        was how to shave
        round her dick

        • Michael Edwards

          Nice one.
          Let dick shave himself.

          • dusk arising

            I should have changed those last two lines to
            was how to vajazzle
            her dick

          • orchidee

            Good write and pic M. lol. Miss Berles got.......?

          • Neville

            this is absolutely not funny, but gave a little titter nevertheless 🙂

          • Neville

            How bloomin uplifting sir bless ya n true 🙂

          • The Uneducated O.A.P

            Boys willys grow in their early teens
            They can't wait to get it out their jeans
            First thoughts are, that needs a hand
            Manual use forgotten, when they find the promised land.

            • Michael Edwards

              it takes time to get the hang of it.

              • The Uneducated O.A.P

                Ageing Couplets, Pure Gold
                Uneducated, O.A.P comments, Pyrite

              • JeffBarnes

                I love this!

                • Michael Edwards

                  Thanks Jeff - this is my flippant side - also just two lines is not too taxing.

                • MendedFences27

                  Well, these two lines are a pair to behold
                  and very alluring since you left them exposed.

                  P.S. - Great artwork as well. - Phil A.

                  • Michael Edwards

                    Thanks Phil - pleased you like the artwork.

                  • L. B. Mek

                    brilliantly quirky and actually works on quite a few levels
                    thanks for the laugh

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