WE SHOULD EXPLAIN ~ That FIDO (ORCHIDEES Dog) is on Vacation ~ and has asked SMOKEY CAT to deputise for Him as MPS *18* ADJUDICATOR ! Being a CAT ~ Smokey is much more Gentle & Tolerant than FIDO ~ who can be quite aggressive ! You will observe the in His Photoshoot (above) Smokey is wearing an Orange Striped ONZIE ! This is a cunning disguise ~ As Dick Whittingtons Cat ~ because as an *18* ADJUDICATOR ~ He has to be incognito ! He has a charming Smile and a Purring Persuasion to ingratiate Members to add an *18* if their Odd Ode contains verbiage that might be unsuitable for ~ or offensive to Children ! We love DON WILLIAMS *I Believe in You* & We guess in a way it is Our Mantra for posting on MPS ~ which is why we have included it with this *tongue in cheek* Poem. ENJOY ! Love to All - ANGELA - BRIAN - SMOKEY CAT 🧡🤍💙
FIDO is Orchidees DOG ~ who always Censures
All the Poems that appear on MPS
He is straight to the point ~ Dogs have no Finesses
If you fail to add *18* ~ You*re in a MESS !
Dogs are so protective ~ barking @ the Postie
Fido will not tolerate any *Naughty Words*
Smokey is more subtle ~ floats round like a Ghostie
But he can detect *erotic* from *absurd*
So please do not expect Smokey to be worse than Fido
He will be more tolerant to use of *Damn & Blast*
He wont lose His cool ~ if you mention LIB - IDO
He will analyse the context ~ before *18* is asked
So if you have felt threatened by Fido *Censor Dog*
If you say B*G*E* Hes barking in your FACE
And B*G*E*R aint a swearword in the States !
And one New Member was balled *OUT* for usin* SNOG !
Censorship is excellent ~ to protect the Young
New Members off the SITE ~ we sure dont want to chase
If a Poem is *EROTIC* then an *18* should be hung
But saying K*I*K*R* in a Jokey way ~ is not the case !
Thanks for visit comments welcome Love ANGELA & BRIAN
Having an *18* Code to warn Children that a Poem contains *Adult Content is a good thing because *erotic* Poems on MPS are not censored ~ it is an Open Site. Paradoxically if Brian & I consider one of our Poems ~ requires an *18* it generally gets more visits ! *Esta es la Vida* Amor a Todos ~ Angela - Brian - Smokey 💛💛💛
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And paradoxically by marking a pem as 18+ you are drawing it to the attention of those inquisitive youngsters who you are trying to 'protect'.
Love a bit of fun and this certainly measures up.
Hi Uncle Mike ~ B & A HERE ~ We have to agree with that but ORCHIDEE thinks its IMPORTANT and who are we to contradict with our revered UNCLE STEVE ! I suppose the other Age Related restrictions are easier to control ~ Selling Cigarettes - Alcohol - Admission to Nightclubs & X rated Films etc. Whether a 15 year old would choose to read a Pornographic Poem on MPS is left up to them. I (Angela) am ofended by some of them. Saint Julian is neutral & only reacts if enough Members complain. Its like some of the filth that is on U Tube where it is the reponsibility of Parents to BLOCK ! On the whole we find MPS wholesome ~ but there are certain *Poets* we dont even read. Smokey love to see the Pictures on MPS and he chose his own picture (pawwise) from Google Images.
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love Angela - Brian & Smokey !
I have to agree with you - there is no room in my book for some of the poems
Ha ha - - a fun read to brighten a bit of a cloudy-dull day here - thanks a million dear duo.
BRIAN HERE ~ Good Evening Fay pleased you ejoyed the Post. Angela was free today so we had a few of the neighbours for Coffee 10:30am & others for Tea @ 4:30pm they all made a fuss of Smokey who is basking in His new found fame as *Deputy *18* Adjudicator for MPS* ! The neighbours laffed when we told about the antics of Orchidee & Fido. One of the Ladies from the local WI sid they has a Member who Complained and wrote to Essex HQ if a Speaker made an Inuendo ! I dont know what she thought of the Film *Callender Girls^. We all enjoy Mikes Frisky Ditties !
Blessings & Peace & Joy
Love Angela - Brian - Smokey
Much more of this and men in white coats will come to collect us all! lol.
ANGELA HERE - *They*re coming to take us away - away - Yhey*re comimg to take us away* Thanks Uncle Steve we were just responding to your request sfter informing us the FIDO wa strowing caution to the Winds & Heading to *La Fiesta por Perros* in Malaga ! We are teaching Smokey to reecognise the Shape of certain words - like C*C* and to HOWL if he sees one ! Of course it might be a Nursery Rhyme !
Pleased to help in Your Crusade
Blessings & Joy to You & Sunbathing Spaniel
Spirit LOVE - Angela - Brian - Smokey Cat !
As i commented to Orchidee two days ago having realised who actually writes Orchidee's stuff:-
he knew the chances were slim
he thought about it down at the gym
but he couldn't believe
the dog had this up his sleeve
for fido had written a hymn
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