You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink pigs fly
A chicken run for your money.
Don’t put all your eggs in one basket a concrete mixer
Too many cooks spoil the broth brothels spoil the cock.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Marked as 18+ for Fido.
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I came to the last one laughed my head off and realised why it was an 18. Thank you for my first laugh of the day Michael.
Andy
As for the last one I wouldn't know - would I.
Oh lol, good writes and pic M. Fido wouldn't let me read the last one!
I bet Fido read it.
Your clever rearranged idioms are creasing me up with giggles - more please Michael.
I've got some more but with comments - I'll post them in the week. In the meanttime I'm wondering if Glenit got a bargain.
Woof woof ......
that means bring em on in pooch speak ..
Very clever these Michael, I am looking forward to seeing lots more of your remodelled idioms
Angela here - A Blessed Sunday Mornin* to yer Micke me Boyo ! Thanks for Cartoon & SMOIDI !
I know a good Irish Catholic Joke about Brothels - which yer Spouse might enjoy !
Two NUNS were sayin* the Rosary outside a Masage Parlour in Dublin - when a Anglican Bishop comes out *Did yer see that Hypocrit* says Sister Mercy ! Next minute a Rabbi walks in and Sister Evangeline says *Another Critahop !* Just then their PRIEST - Father Joe - comes out smiling ! *O Mother of God says Mercy - There must be someone SICK in there - lets PRAY for Healing !*
My fave was No 3. I have a great respect for
EGGS - Prepacked FAST FOOD - just boil & serve !
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love Angela - Brian - Smokey 🧡💙🤎
A burger in the hand is worth two weeks sick pay
Never put off until tomorrow that which you can get someone else to do anytime
A fool and his money parted at the casino
Dont count your chickens till the waiter brings desert.
People in glass houses shouldnt throw nude parties.
I'm enjoying your remodeling.
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