Michael Edwards



Find your feet – where’d  you leave ‘em?

phone the Dentist – bite the bullet.


Got cold feet –  where’d you get ‘em?

phone the Doctor - break a leg



  • Goldfinch60

    Clever write Michael.

    Where do you buy bactrian coats nowadays.


  • dusk arising

    I laughed like a drain at your daft picture today, great fun.

    Mow the grass - that'll teach him.
    Cross the road - it'll hold a grudge
    Take a dip - whet your appetite
    Take aim - loving France

    I enjoy joining in your games here... it get my grey cells giggling.

    • Michael Edwards

      i love your responses - keep 'em coming.

    • orchidee

      Good write M. lol.
      Miss Berles know any of these idioms? And who Is Iddy Umms?

      • Michael Edwards

        She's married to Rect Umms who's a big friend of R. Sole.

        • orchidee

          There's a very naughty person I've heard of, but I can't repeat it in public! I would get banned.

        • L. B. Mek

          I'm gonna be chuckling to myself about the Dentist and Doctor all day
          what a gift for a dull Monday morning,
          thanks Michael

          • Michael Edwards

            i must put my thinking cap on - I've run out of these. Thanks LB

          • Fay Slimm.

            Ha ha ha - - am wordless with laughter at that camel coat..........

            • Michael Edwards

              Glenit has been appointed an honorary member of The Grand Order of Ungulates. Glenis is jealous.

            • The Uneducated O.A.P

              Used to know a girl with breasts like that but thankfully not on her back.
              Great idiom things, didn't know they existed.
              A cheerful start to the week that sadly for us, has 2 family funerals in
              Keep em coming, we all need cheering up at the mo.
              M.P.S gives people wether they be poets, would be poets or people that just want a read a place to cheer up, feel better, somewhere to release their frustrations, get rid of their inner thoughts etc, etc.cant find the right words but you know what I mean.

              • Michael Edwards

                Thankfully she isn't a dromedary .
                yes I know xactly what you mean - we're a diverse bunch.

              • Dove

                Your cartoon is funny! Guess it was a two humps camel!

                To an actor , you say “break a leg“
                What do you say to a poet?

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