With marketing skills
that won’t pay the bills
our funeral parlour
should try harder.
By their door upon the wall
available for one and all
they’ve thoughtfully placed a
state-of-the-art defibrillator.
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Michael Edwards (
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Oops! Erm, will they use it if anyone needs it?!
In dark humour, I said to someone: 'Oohh, I shouldn't try suicide; it's very bad for your health!'
You know Mrs (or Mrs) D. Fibb Berle-Lator?
You're dead right they will.
Married to Inf-Lator I do believe.
Erm what can you never try twice? Suicide! Well - I mean successul suicide. I'm getting too 'dark' now. Well, put the light on then, Orchi! lol.
Wonderful funny write Michael.My first laugh of the day, thank you.
I parked at our church yesterday and there is now a defibrillator there in one of the disabled parking bays!
I knew christianity didn't work!
Andy
It's ouside a Co-op funeral parlour in our town - always smile when I pass by.
ah the abundant irony of reality: always a defibrillator around after we've gone,
though hardly a peaceful breathe taken while we are busily scavenging
for those short lived treasures of our lives,
brilliantly quirky write, easily one of my favourites
Thanks so much and for the honour of the fave.
BRIAN HERE ~ Good Evening Uncle MIKE ~ thanks for Cartoon & Droll Ode. Us Northeners always shop @ the COOP and collect 5% Divi ! My Parents have already bought their Coffins & Burial Expenses at the COOP (£400) and enjoyed a nice Steak Dinner for TWO @ ^The Hungry Horse* with the £20 DIVI ? I am told that if one dies @ 100 when you arrive @ the COOP to be embalmed You are resurected and given FIVE YEARS extra on Earth !
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love Angela - Brian - Smokey ! ! !
Perhaps all those souls, before entering heaven are de- FIB- ulated- Smilez!
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