Woof, woof!

orchidee



Apologies - this is what's left of the poem, after Fido censored it!

It's 18+ of course.

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**** *** * **** sexy ********

***** smouldering *******

*** smoochy ***** lips met*****

Dark horse *******

**** secret trysts **** saucy

 

*** more like a 'Carry On' farce *****

******* bedroom****** oohhh, he/she said! *****

Sensual******* ecstasy ****

*** someone's having fun! *****

 

This dare not be translated, says Fido! heehee

 

 

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 3rd, 2020 02:29
  • Comment from author about the poem: Not a hymn-poem, but with a clip of Fido's friends included!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 64
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Comments6

  • orchidee

    What's that you say: 'Aww, go on translate it Orchi, don't be a spoilsport!' lol.

  • Goldfinch60

    Go on then translate you had no problem translating the words I shouted at you at the Battle of Hastings when you pointed up into the sky!!!!

    • orchidee

      Thanks Gold. lol. I remember you shouting *^%&$*&%$$£!@!! Maybe I could do a 'Saturday Sillness' series?

    • Michael Edwards

      Could be about the Hattle of Bastings. - well I gave it my best shot.

      • orchidee

        Thanks M. lol. Yes - what Goldie said to me at the time (as above)!

      • Lorna

        This is a fun place today..........thank you.

        • orchidee

          Thanks Lorna. Blush, blush, if I translated it!

          • Lorna

            I for one am glad to know that you have things to confess to God! ha ha..........

          • Neville


            I like your very occasional 'not hymn poems' Orchidee .. this one especially ..
            I hope you keep them coming ...

            • orchidee

              Thanks Neville. Yes, maybe a 'Saturday Silliness' series? So - I met her. One of the gals that poets wrote about on here. This is the result of the meeting.

            • Dove

              did you do it doggie style. 🙈🐶

              • orchidee

                Swoon! lol.



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