A feisty lass called Bulbous Boobus
thought her life had no real purpose
for she failed to see
that her name held the key
to the assets she had in surplus.
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Michael Edwards (
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worried of blubber around her hips
she surfed the net for dietry tips
engrossed and studious
she silently browsed
on a piece of fish and portion of chips
I can never resist joining in with limerics, theyre limericadictive.
Always love it when you post comments like this - have you patented 'Limericadictive?
There was a young lady called hat
who sat on a chair with her cat
she tried to arise
but to her surprise
she just sat there too damn fat.
just to follow the theme you a d a are following.
Andy
Just great - might start a Fusion along these lines when I can get my head together.
Oooooh Plumply attractive with curvy assets yet feeling too fat - -- I have known masses of such depressed lasses........ now I am doing what Dusk does so well - -- adding my penneth to your wittily wonderful gem of a limerick.......
Just said to Andy that I'll start a fusion along these lines but it might be a good few days - life is on a roller coaster at the moment .
Oh lol, good write M.
How do some of these large lasses manage to stay upright? They would over-balance and fall forwards! I saw programme of one wanting surgery for a 'Q' size pair.
Fido says I must not have this 'excitement!'. lol.
They are full of fun and roll around laughing .
Would you fall over if you had Q size ones?! Top heavy.
Fat lasses will bless your limerick all over the world.........
Oooh fat lasses - they sound real fun.
Is there a Mrs. Glenit? Would she be plump I wonder?
No but he has girlfriend called Glenis - I guess she's a 'B' cup. 🤗
Here I am thinking fat stomach and being a man of course you are thinking something else entirely.......
Plump Bee , no doubt
Too much sweet honey
You using them commas, or sparing them?!
They're in the van.
It's a waste of commas, and of 'Ands', starting sentences with 'And,....' Should people be fined for it? Oops, but it's in the Bible a lot.
Haha -- clever.
Thanks TP - I appreciate your calling in.
brevity in its crisp message, yet unimposing while enticing with its charming wit,
wonderful write
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