Yes, it's all true, ya know!
Goldfinch and I at Hastings
In good old 1066 - and all that....rubbish!
Me dog (imaginary), Fido, was there too
An 18+ censoring cur
Barks at any poets that write 18+ poems
But 'forget' to mark them as such
Yep, a reading, talking dog
We, Goldie and I
Was on the moon too before 1969
Why, WE was the first men on the moon
We came up from the other side of the moon
To greet the earthlings who landed in 1969
We're not human, ya know
Well, we're maybe half human, half something else
This nuttiness could go on and on
How old are you two? You may say
Ohh, millions of years old
So old, we forgot when we were born!
Now - we didn't tell ya
When we was at Trafalgar in 1805
And it was our fault Nelson lost an arm!
Join us in Hastings today for Reunion
Only if you was there in person in 1066 with us
That's the only condition... heehee.
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: October 14th, 2020 02:14
- Comment from author about the poem: Not a song - well, sing if ya wish!
- Category: Humor
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Comments3
Well I am there, where are you, have you lost your way again!!!
Doh! I thought it had been cancelled this year. I'm on me way! lol.
you can beat an egg.. but ya know that by now ... but you just cant beat a bit of Merry Mirth and Madness can ya ............
Thanks N. lol. It's very eccentric ya know!
Brian here ~ Good Mitwok Uncle Steve - For US Cats will aways be the Cutest - Comic & Cuddly Animals on Earth. Cod created Cats to show us just how GOOD life on Earth COULD & SHOULD be !
Angela & I love ANDY & YOURSELF because your 1066 Anecdotes & Escapsades make us appear SANE ! You try to convince us FIDO is factional - but we know He is just as real as SMOKEY ! He gies you an excuse to censor ! Thanks for all you (& GOLDFINCH) contribute to MPS every day ~ PRICELESS !
Blessings to You & Your equally MAD DOG
Spirit Love Angela - Brian & El Gato ! ! !
Thanks B&A. It's potty! lol.
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