To watch Nigella you must be devout
for when mixing or chopping
she keeps on stopping
for bouts of bum, tits and pout.
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Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: For anyone beyonf the UK shores who is not familiar with her, Nigella is a rather glamerous TV cook. Plus just one of the lovely bouquets Jeanne received following her recent op.
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Oh my... looking up Cooking Channel now...
Nigella Lawson - very popular here in the UK and also in Australia or so I am told.
Makes my blood broil.
in the slow cook?
Oh lol. fine write and pic M.
Some quirky lines get into comedy shows, such as:
'Oh, I could never work for someone who wears red trousers'.
AND: 'Oh, I dunno if can take seriously anyone named Nigella'. (we don't choose our own names at birth!)
One more: 'Oh, I dunno if I could trust a certain person with a dodgy barnet'.
I have it growing in the garden and Jeanne uses the seeds in her cooking - funny old worlsd entit?
lmao!
I agree she definitely profited from showcasing the elegant 'sway' in her assets,
and personally I think she takes one short cut - too many, for me to watch her show for its cookery quality's alone,
but credit where it's due - she didn't have to be a working mother (she married early - to a lot of money) and she always presented a down-to-earth genuine persona and projected herself as a loving mother - a good role model (even if not authentic),
the deep purple in those flowers is captured wonderfully in your picture - are they real flowers?
hope Jeanne is feeling better
She reminds me of Julie London - the sexiest of singers. yes they are real flowers although with more of a tendency towards purple than the photo depicts.
Jeanne is progressing well but as the op was on her lung we are both having to self isolate - the test will come next week when she sees her surgeon to find out the results.Thanks so much for asking - it is so much appreciated.
BRIAN HERE ~ Good Montag Uncle MIKE ! Thanks for sharing a BEAUTIFUL Bouquet of Flowers and a LOVELY Bouquet Garni in the form of Nigella! Being Foodies - Angela & I love Nigella ! I learn a lot about Food and Angela improves *Her Art of Coquettishness* WE like Nigella because Her Recipes are basic and always *Turn out Right & (like Nigella) very photogenic ! Please checck CURRY ~ Thanks !
Every Blessing ~ Jeannes still on Prayer List !
Love Angela - Brian - Smokey 💛💛💛💛💛
Thanks A&B and a big thank you for thinking of dear Jeanne - so so much appreciated.
Very true but every year at Christmas I use her recipe for preparing and cooking the turkey, it is always a total success.
Andy
I'm not familiar with her here in America. I'll give her a Goog...
Nigella Lawson - worth a watch. thanks BH
Hi Michael,
A charming write and good tribute to the culinary goddess.
I remember a much younger Mary Berry when I was a child.
Jeanne's bouquet is gorgeous.
Keep writing ✍ and safe during lockdown.
FineB
Oo.. arr.. phew...
Whilst watching her puff pastry
i was taken quite short
and on visiting the boys room
discovered i was taught
her meek-ro-wav-ay
has a delightful wee ping
and withdrawing her dish
gets my ding-a-ling-ling
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