Mango Madness

Doggerel Dave


Notice of absence from Doggerel Dave
Not absent - still here!
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Although no doubt this Queensland lad      

Was a larrikin through and through

He really couldn’t be called bad

Though he was often in the poo:

 

Minor misdeeds you’d have to say,

None violent or disturbed the peace –

More reckless, such as on his way                      

Home bound from detention release.

 

Passed an old house, classic design,

Stilted with louvred verandah –   

Out front four mango trees in line

Plus of course, a jacaranda.

 

He’d noticed this not far from school

When mangoes began to ripen;

And though he managed to stay cool,

Each day his taste buds would tighten.

 

A gap in the fence found near where

One fruit laden branch hung so low                

Was just too tempting - he would dare

To take a fruit and quickly go.

 

Heavily ripe with rich red hue

The fruit warm and firm as detached;

Goal accomplished and he was through,

Ready for home with mango snatched.

 

Now for retreat, soon for a bite….          

Then louvre rattle – “Ere, what’s this?

Knock off my mangoes? That’s not right!”

(Not again; here’s one more crisis).

                                                                       

But a change - a gleam in the eye:

“Go round the back, pick up a sack -

Fill it up full – glad you came by;

There’ll be more – make sure you come back.

 

I need a hand, a bright young lad;

You clear them trees and don’t be slack.       

The noise and smell fair drive me mad

When them flying foxes attack!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Author: Doggerel Dave (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 23rd, 2020 19:54
  • Comment from author about the poem: Queensland is in the North East corner of Australia. Not hard to find; we don't have many States, unlike..... A large lump is situated within the tropics. I did my adolescence there. Update (2022) We (some) don't view these animals as a nuisance anymore (although there will always be recalcitrants)
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  • Goldfinch60

    Super write Dave, I'll share the mangoes if you want next time your in the UK.

    Andy

    • Doggerel Dave

      Thanks Andy - I..don''t...actually..like..mangoes..now..... Tropical North Q was my adolescence. I'm of slightly more mature vintage now.......
      Dave

    • Goddess of the Mist

      Excellent and I can just taste those wonderful mangos!

      • Doggerel Dave

        Oh thank you Goddess - but what possessed you to come down to earth for a mere mango.....?

      • Goddess of the Mist

        Well as a goddess of the mist, I spend much time lingering around on earth, so...(plus I love mango)!

        • Doggerel Dave

          Then you are on your own, but you better get your top grade density mist over those trees quickly before either the Qld lad or the flying f\'s turn up - Qld mangoes are in season and fully ripe right NOW.

        • sorenbarrett

          Loved this one Dave, it reminded me of a mango tree I have in the back yard and every year the squirrels get to them before anyone else can. A fun read my friend.

          • Doggerel Dave

            Thanks Soren - many moons ago now, but I can still smell the mangos.



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