It happens so often in this life
That so many problems seem to be solved,
Solved by using violence.
But maybe one day the reality may come to men
As if you see a mosquito
And it lands on your balls,
You have to realise
There must be a way to solve problems
Without using violence.
- Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) ( Offline)
- Published: November 4th, 2020 02:17
- Comment from author about the poem: Just something I read. Made it 18 because of one word. I defy you not to smile at the video.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 47
Comments6
Double muchness of mirth this morning of the first frost. Thanks for that Andy. Actually if one landed on mine it would realise it had bitten off more than it could chew - 😏
Bragging once more Michael. Glad that I made you smile this morning.
Andy
Gotcha ...
there is always an alternative ....
snigger snigger .........
There always is Neville, unfortunately those in power do not chose to go that way.
Andy
Oh lol, good write Gold.
Thanks Orchi. Did Fido keep quiet?
Andy
Erm yes, he thought you meant if a mosquito lands on the ball I use, when I play 'retrieve' with him. Ignorance is bliss? I thought Fido knew everything - well, he knows 99%.
A bit of Iona in my poem for you today.
ANGELA HERE - Gut Mitwok Mein Onkel Andy ! Love the VID - A Minimalist Conductor with one of the Worlds Greatest Orchestras ! JA it did have a *smile factor* ! Loved the Saga from the Greek Humorist ~ TES~TACILES ! In the SACA you cite methinks PREVENTION ~ UNTER-HOSEN ENGEN ~ is better than the CURE ! SMOKEY (being a CAT !) is much less censurious than FIDO and would have permitted ODE ! Thanks for posting MESSAGE & MUSIC !
Blessng & Peace to YOU & YOURS
Love Angela Brian & Smokey 💛💛💛
Andy - iv'e lived in North Queensland for a goodly number of years. I know those little beasties quite well. Appropriate attire well secured would seem to be the way to go. Application of mosquito repellent in this instance not recommended.
There should always be solutions whether testicular or international.
Regards Dave
PS Cool Conductor - great.
Thank you Dave, we don't get many of the blighters here fortunately (he said in a high pitched voice).
Daniel Barenboim is a great musician, he was married to Jacqueline Du Pres who died from MS aged 42. This is one of the concerts they did together
https://youtu.be/OPhkZW_jwc0
Andy
Andy - Thanks for that. I do like the cello, although confess I haven't traveled much past The Swan. Also kind of separately knew of the greatest practitioner of her time and the tragic death of Jacqueline Du Pres. Now you have given me a gateway I intend to pass through and explore...
Regards Dave
'As if you see a mosquito
And it lands on your balls,
You have to realise
There must be a way to solve problems
Without using violence.'
Ha! so witty, had me 🤣
I am glad it amused you LB, if I gave you a smile my job was done.
Andy
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