HARD CHEESE
When photographing a piece of cheese
to make it smile or even smirk
you must be nice and you must say please
for just saying ‘cheese’ will never work.
To get it to smile you must have a plan
it needs patience and persevering
and always speak out as loud as you can
for cheese is most hard of hearing.
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Michael Edwards (
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PARDON!! Can't hear you.
Andy
Must be crackers.
Oh lol, good write and pic M. You seen that Cheshire cat yet? Will it grin?!
Never - it's got no body.
A loverly piece of matured Whimsy; piquant with subtle flavors of rhyme.
Dave
Plus some pickle - eh what!
Michael this theme is getting a bit cheesy, or maybe that's just me and my incessant need for ever-witty commentary, lol
(forgive me, I was dropped one too many times as a child)
May be it's cheesy but as long as it doesn't grate.
It's one thing to be dropped but were you ever picked up?
😉
May be it's cheesy but as long as it doesn't grate.
It's one thing to be dropped but were you ever picked up?
😉
BRIAN HERE ~ Good Thorsday Uncle Mike ! Love the VISUAL ~ my Grandmama has a Dinner Service just like that in Blue & White ~ awesome !
Talking to Cheesy is never easy
With GOUDA one has to speak LOUDA
With CHESHIRE a little more PRESHIRE
With DANISH BLUE one must Bill & Cue
WENSLEYDALE likes to make you WALE
Talk nicely to BRIE ~ sit her on your KNEE
Speak in Greek to FETA ~ You*ll never FORGETA
GO the extra MILE & you*ll make them all SMILE
I could go on ~ BUT ~ my coffee breaks GONE !
Blessings & Prayers to You & Jeanne
Love Angela - Brian - Smokey 💛💛💛
Please check our THANKSGIVING POEM ~ Thanks ABC
Any type for me - trouble is it's not the healthiest option eaten in excess.
Mmmm, yummy. Cheese.
And what type is your favourite.
I love almost all cheese, but one of the best I've had was a smoked gouda. Delicious.
As i said to the milkman 'dairy Lee' this morning. I think you're wasting your time trying to get a one night stand with 'prim Ula'. You might as well stuff it in a gorgons 'ola.
Oh' you silly pickle, this is grate mate .. ya just made me salivate ...
..................very tasty indeed, pardon:)
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