Michael Edwards



Covid testing’s all awry

so here’s a method you can try:

take Dr Arthur’s farting pills

and if you can detect the smell

you can be sure that you are well.



  • Goldfinch60

    I am OK then!


  • orchidee

    Ooh, lol, fun write M.
    Erm, How did Doc Arthur invent the pills, I would like to know?
    Maybe it's 'Too Much Information' to describe the tests he did, to produce the pills?!

    • Michael Edwards

      Just arrived - I can now write: attestant attestations.

      • orchidee

        Could you order some R's for me? I wanted to write Bbb***************!!!!

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      • Doggerel Dave

        Well that's hopeless - I'm Veggo so mine don't smell -except in extreme circumstances.

        A bit of déjà vu here...can't quite work it out...


        • Michael Edwards

          When the bottom falls out of your world take a laxative and let the world fall out of your bottom.

          • Doggerel Dave

            Thanks Michael: All clear - clean as a whistle - I feel much lighter now.

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          • dusk arising

            M.E. gave out shrewd advice
            but the side effects weren't very nice
            arthurs pills sold out big time
            to passengers on the circle line
            who were all observed striking odd poses
            puking up and holding noses

          • L. B. Mek

            lol, true: it's those silent, stealthy - that are the most deadly

            • Michael Edwards

              they creep up on you
              with their fresh notes of poo
              and cause you to frown
              when your pants turn to brown
              but pleased to be noted
              you ain't got covid.

            • Suresh

              OOOPPP!, I lost the prescription,
              so can I have lots of radish,
              I know it'll do the trick, i.e. fart
              Also have neighbors scurry, but
              how to know if it's right testing start?

            • Neville

              .... How bloomin olfactory can ya get
              and another universal truth by jove ..

            • Maxine Smith

              Haha Michael, well at the end of a shift this is the poem to read.

              Your definitely gifted with your humour.

            • ANGELA & BRIAN

              GOOD MORNING UNCLE MIKE ~ A & B here ! Love the fractured geometriic ~ they look like C 19 ! Love the Odd Odd ~ you*re going medical ! Loss of the Olfactory Sense is No. 3 on the list of symptoms ! Please pull *CHRISTMAS CRACKERS ~ Thanks A & B !

              Love & Prayers for You & Jeanne
              Angela Brian & Smokey XOXOX

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