Covid testing’s all awry
so here’s a method you can try:
take Dr Arthur’s farting pills
and if you can detect the smell
you can be sure that you are well.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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I am OK then!
Andy
Ooh, lol, fun write M.
Erm, How did Doc Arthur invent the pills, I would like to know?
Maybe it's 'Too Much Information' to describe the tests he did, to produce the pills?!
Just arrived - I can now write: attestant attestations.
Could you order some R's for me? I wanted to write Bbb***************!!!!
They're on offer - two for the price of three
Well that's hopeless - I'm Veggo so mine don't smell -except in extreme circumstances.
A bit of déjà vu here...can't quite work it out...
Dave
When the bottom falls out of your world take a laxative and let the world fall out of your bottom.
Thanks Michael: All clear - clean as a whistle - I feel much lighter now.
Mind you none of this would have worked for my Dad - he always claimed his pipes were pure.
M.E. gave out shrewd advice
but the side effects weren't very nice
arthurs pills sold out big time
to passengers on the circle line
who were all observed striking odd poses
puking up and holding noses
Brilliant - why not post it?
lol, true: it's those silent, stealthy - that are the most deadly
they creep up on you
with their fresh notes of poo
and cause you to frown
when your pants turn to brown
but pleased to be noted
you ain't got covid.
OOOPPP!, I lost the prescription,
so can I have lots of radish,
I know it'll do the trick, i.e. fart
Also have neighbors scurry, but
how to know if it's right testing start?
.... How bloomin olfactory can ya get
and another universal truth by jove ..
GOOD MORNING UNCLE MIKE ~ A & B here ! Love the fractured geometriic ~ they look like C 19 ! Love the Odd Odd ~ you*re going medical ! Loss of the Olfactory Sense is No. 3 on the list of symptoms ! Please pull *CHRISTMAS CRACKERS ~ Thanks A & B !
Love & Prayers for You & Jeanne
Angela Brian & Smokey XOXOX
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