Michael Edwards

THE CHIC MURRAY COLLECTION 4 - 6

 

 

 

‘Twas in the tunnel of love that we met

we were digging it out and covered in sweat.

 

I’m really turned on by black underwear

so I’ve not washed my y-fronts for nearly a year

 

We’ve stained glass windows in our house

and at last we’ve made a decision

We’re going out with loaded shotgun

to shoot that bloody  pigeon.

Comments8

  • Goldfinch60

    Three more fun ones Michael.

    Love the artwork.

    Andy

    • Michael Edwards

      Thanks Andy. Just a small one (4ins sq) but currently working on slightly larger works as I get more familiar with the style.

    • orchidee

      Oh lol, good writes M.
      I was gonna write a gross poem, but Fido would not let me.
      It began 'I'm really turned on by brown underwear'......

      • Michael Edwards

        And in my cupboard I have a pair
        of underpants I'd like to share

        • orchidee

          Not today, thank you - not any day! lol. Miss Berles got any? Or too gross to find out?

        • 2 more comments

        • ANGELA & BRIAN

          Good Morning UNCLE MIKE ~ The Doodles have morphed into a PIANO GRANDE ! Love the CMs !
          1. As the SONG says ~ Moles - in underground holes - do it - Lets fall in love !
          2. As HENRY FORD said to His Wife ~ You can wear any colour Lingerie Agness ~ as long as its BLACK !
          3. Confusus He say ~ A ll House Glass is paned ~ BUT not all House Glass is stained !

          Thanks for Sharing
          Blessings & Prayers to You & Jeanne
          Love Angela Brian Smokey ! ! !

          • Michael Edwards

            Bless you both - more CMs to come.

          • L. B. Mek

            a fun read Michael, like the musicality of your artwork as well

            • Michael Edwards

              Thanks LB - I'm ina sort of humerous deco mood of late.

            • dusk arising

              He nervously kept his dental appointment knowing the extraction would be painful.
              He was right of course, the dentist had extracted every note from his wallet.

              • Michael Edwards

                Just had a ew crown fitted so I know all about wallet extraction.

                • dusk arising

                  I had a molar extraction on last day of Nov. Spent 55mins in dentist chair, the pain afterwards just wouldn't go away and i needed antibiotics... still painful and socket still huge. I know a little about dental pain.

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                  ME,

                  brilliant & fun!

                  Unsub.

                • FredPeyer

                  Michael, you made my day. Read em at 7:45 this morning. Now have to run to take all my underwear out of the washer!!!

                  • Michael Edwards

                    You mean you've been washing it?

                  • FineB

                    Hi Michael

                    A superb write and a gorgeous picture.

                    Keep writing ✍ and safe during these challenging times.
                    FineB



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