I was hailed by the police for a quick spot check
They found a few zits and a boil on my neck.
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Michael Edwards (
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I was hailed by the police for a quick spot check
They found a few zits and a boil on my neck.
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Thank you Michael for my first laugh of the day - I hope there will be more.
There is a lot to be seen within the artwork which I like.
Andy
Thanks Andy - I've just had the first of these back from the framers and wiith a black insert and neat black frame they look quite Art Deco - now all I need is a start to exhibitions and open studio but I guess that'll be a good few months away. And the galleries are not accepting anything at the moment as trade is dead.
Good write M. lol.
A gross programme on TV - Dr Pimple Popper. Not that I've seen it, only the trailer.
If I can find time I might squeeze in a viewing.
Miss Berles seen the programme?
Prober Berles.
Those coppers have a strange vocabulary.
The other day a cop car drew alongside me and a cop started shouting about clothes at me.
Chap seemed to have a fixation on my pullover.
They can lead you on as well - a cop took me across to his car and told me to get in the rear - I was arrested for sexual assault.
HI UNCLE MIKE ~ BRIAN HERE ? Where did you get a copy of the PLANS for the NEW N.E.ESSEX GOLF COURSE ? They were supposed to be confidential til TUMP come to Open it !
The triangle with the FLAG is the Practice Green & The Triangle with the RED BA LL is the 19th HOLE !
I was once stopped by a FED who said *You looked like a MURDERER ! I said *What does a Murderer look like ?* He said *I dont Know* So i drew my GUN and shot HIM fataly ! As he expired I said *Now YOU know !*
Blessings & Prayers to YOU & JEANNE
Love Angela Brian Smokey (Bird Lover) !!!
Love it - ta Brian.
So, you're an archer with a boiled neck now?
Boils make bullseyes.
thanks Fred.
Must be the Skin Patrol! Off with your Mask Sir, hold your breath, turn left, then right, then proceed to the next line, butt cheek patrol lol
Sounds fun if you're that way inclined 😮🙄
ok, well what a contrast from your artwork to the words lol, I will just try and blink away the crude imagery of your words, while contemplating the elegant subtlety of your artwork:
I thing the angled layout of the picture helps highlight the curves in your lines and invokes an upward momentum to your arrows, reminiscent of an abstract representation of the red arrow's aerobatic displays, I find it such an uplifting picture to contemplate, my favourite piece yet from your recent experimental collection Michael,
a reassuring glimpse at some semblance of peace you've been able to cultivate after recent events, (just in case I jinx anything - 'knock on wood' btw) lol
I'm knockin' - this is another small one (4by4ins) - two or four of these mounted together look pretty good. As is always the case in artwork they do need to be properly presented - well cut mount and simple frame - in this case black.
Hi Michael,
A good write.
Keep writing ✍ and safe during these challenging times.
FineB
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