Covid’s struck all of a sudden
The butcher hasn’t any mutton
Life’s in flux
The whole world sucks
It's time to hit the fuck-it button
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Couldn't get any mutton yesterday - best meat for a curry.
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Situation well framed in the picture, Michael.
Did you settle for baked beans on toast?
Settled for mince and chick pea curry Burmese style.
NO MUTTON!!! What the hell is happening to this world!!
Can I have that pint in the artwork please Michael?
Andy
Sure can and the barrel's full.
You blokes - if you aren't careful you'll be off to a meeting: "My name is Andy and I haven't found another pint in Michael's picture for three days" ( maybe he's keeping them for himself in case there's a shortage).
If truth be told I'm more of a wine man myself - and the stock needs replenishing.
Not alone - I'll go with you on that!
Good write and pic M.
Is Miss B. mutton dressed up as lamb?!
No - snail dressed as lobster - in pink of course.
I always thought goat meat was a decent substitute,
fun artwork as well Michael,
world all at sea: topsy-turvy
Do you know - I've never tred goat but willing to give it a go. Tried most other things and certainly not averse to offal.
Great painting for a “Seafood Restaurant”
Looked all over cannot find that darn button.
It's in a place I daren't mention on a public site, 😊
Awesome painting Michael and just to let you know I've been holding down that button for months now.
With a bit of duck tape over the button you can take a break. this weeks wacky tip.
Once again, in both art forms, you have esquisitely portrayed a global quandary
Yes - where is that darn button? It's behind you...!
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