Bean Bag Chair

Jerry Reynolds

 

After Sixty years of life
I render this sage advice
Your ass should, probably,
Not be below its knees.

  • Author: Jerry Reynolds (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 30th, 2021 08:57
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments6

  • Nancy Rdz LL

    Haha cute love it, imagining our ass below our knees wouldn't look right ha but if we all were to be made that way life would be normal and no one would think it's strange, like the twilight zone, which I love watching good write 🙂

    • Jerry Reynolds

      It will grow on you. Thanks Nancy.

      • Nancy Rdz LL

        You welcome 🤗

      • dusk arising

        As life
        takes it's toll
        so too
        the balls fall

        I think Nancy (her comment above) hasn't met saggy bottoms yet.

      • orchidee

        Oh lol, good write Jerry.

      • Michael Edwards

        Nothing worse than bean bag bum - love it Jerry.

        • Jerry Reynolds

          Just don't get up until everyone leaves.

        • FredPeyer

          Great writing, Jerry, getting into these chairs is easy, just let yourself fall. But getting out again......
          Here is what you have to do if your ass is below your knees: First roll over onto your belly. Try to get the knees under you, push yourself up slowly, then wobble on your knees to the nearest proper chair or table and again slowly pull yourself to a standing position. If that doesn't work, call for help!!! 🙂

        • Goldfinch60

          So very true Jerry.

          Andy

          • Jerry Reynolds

            Thy should come with a warning label.



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