Trying to spread his word,
the vain speaker
was fighting off flies
attracted to his aroma.
“They won’t bite,”
a young boy alleged
“just harmless circle-flies.”
“Circle flies,”
the speaker inquired?
“You see them in pastures,”
the boy added,
“circling round horses Asses.”
“YOU CALLING ME A HORSES ASS?”
The dapper speaker shouted.
“No! That would be,
of me, ill-mannered.”
Grunting, the boastful
Speaker complied.
A thought
that caught
the boy’s mind,
“It’s, surely, hard
to fool those flies.”
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Comments7
It cracked me up for sure,
I hope the flies don't mistake it for a butt crack.
Thanks, Suresh. Glad you liked it.
Oh lol, good write Jerry.
Thanks, Orchi. Hope you got a chuckle.
Reminded me of a story about bottoms i heard recently.....
"Doctor my bottom is everso sore"
"Really Mr Jones, exactly whereabouts?"
"Around the entrance where it@s all red and sore doctor"
"I think you'll find it will cure itself quite quickly Mr Jones when you stop referring to it as an entrance"
Hahah so funny
Yep, that'll work.
Love this great read
Thanks, Heather.
Nothing like the odd bum joke to keep things merry, Jerry.
Good laugh. Today starts out on a lighter note....
Thanks, Dave.
Good fun write Jerry.
Andy
Thanks, Andy.
SAMPSON
'No, sir.
I do not bite my thumb
at you, sir
but I bite my thumb...
sir.'
lol, who needs Shakespeare when we've got Jerry's smooth criminals!
(sorry for the 'cringe worthy' over exaggeration, just having fun, in my own silly way, no harm intended)
Me and Shakesphere in the same breath! None taken- Thanks L.B.
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