Mary had a......

dusk arising

Mary had a can of worms
she liked to watch them wriggle
she kept it by the toilet bowl
in case they need to have a piddle

 

Mary had a handy man
she made him put up shelves
he liked to put up other things
best kept between themselves

 

Mary's fellah was such a bore
liked to sit and watch the cricket
he asked her to sit next to him
but she told him where to stick it

 

mary's pony took a fright
and ran off at the gallop
and when she finally captured it
she gave it such a wallop

  • Author: dusk arising (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 21st, 2021 00:37
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun for a rainy Friday
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Goldfinch60

    Mary had a little lamb,
    Its fleece was full of muck,
    And everywhere that Mary went,
    That lamb was sure to frolic.

    • dusk arising

      She also had a great big cat
      she put it in a bucket
      and when she put a small one in
      the big one tried to..... purr

    • Wackyheartache4

      And finally, her pig
      Sure to be slaughtered next
      Whenever this one comes around,
      Expect a night of... Oinks

      • dusk arising

        Mary had a little pig
        she couldnt stop it gruntin
        she put it up against the wall
        and kicked its little c... in

      • orchidee

        Mary's having some adventures there!

      • Dove

        Thanks for the smiles!

        Mary had some silly desires
        Sunshine was beautifully warm
        Hoping her lover set her passions on fire
        He had been forewarned

        Mary set the candle sticks a glow
        Dressed in a nightie to thrill
        But her lover wouldn’t you know
        Had taken a Sleeping pill

        Sorry Mary, but It’s time to sleep
        Can’t fulfill your womenly desires
        So all she could do was count sheep
        as she watched the candle light fire

        • dusk arising

          Mary had a little sheep
          and with her sheep she went to sleep,
          but her sheep turned out to be a Ram...
          that's why Mary had a little lamb

          Thanks i enjoyed reading yours.... nice to share a bit of fun on MPS

          • Dove

            Lol, you’re welcome

          • Neville



            just what this old fella needed.. cheers DA ...............................N



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