Mary had a can of worms
she liked to watch them wriggle
she kept it by the toilet bowl
in case they need to have a piddle
Mary had a handy man
she made him put up shelves
he liked to put up other things
best kept between themselves
Mary's fellah was such a bore
liked to sit and watch the cricket
he asked her to sit next to him
but she told him where to stick it
mary's pony took a fright
and ran off at the gallop
and when she finally captured it
she gave it such a wallop
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dusk arising (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun for a rainy Friday
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Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was full of muck,
And everywhere that Mary went,
That lamb was sure to frolic.
She also had a great big cat
she put it in a bucket
and when she put a small one in
the big one tried to..... purr
And finally, her pig
Sure to be slaughtered next
Whenever this one comes around,
Expect a night of... Oinks
Mary had a little pig
she couldnt stop it gruntin
she put it up against the wall
and kicked its little c... in
Mary's having some adventures there!
Thanks for the smiles!
Mary had some silly desires
Sunshine was beautifully warm
Hoping her lover set her passions on fire
He had been forewarned
Mary set the candle sticks a glow
Dressed in a nightie to thrill
But her lover wouldn’t you know
Had taken a Sleeping pill
Sorry Mary, but It’s time to sleep
Can’t fulfill your womenly desires
So all she could do was count sheep
as she watched the candle light fire
Mary had a little sheep
and with her sheep she went to sleep,
but her sheep turned out to be a Ram...
that's why Mary had a little lamb
Thanks i enjoyed reading yours.... nice to share a bit of fun on MPS
Lol, you’re welcome
just what this old fella needed.. cheers DA ...............................N
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