Do Shut Up Orchi....

orchidee



Note to self:

Do shut up now, Orchi!

You waffle on and on sometimes

 

Well, I wish I would shut up

But I never seem to start shutting up

I witter on and on

Asking questions like:

 

'Is 'the morrow' the same as 'tomorrow'?

And 'Is 'witter' the same as 'twitter'?

And 'If Fire Exits have to be kept closed at all times

How we gonna get out if there's a fire?'

Doh! I must know these things!

One more: 'Who is Bill Stickers, and his mate Bill Posters?'

Why they got to prosecute them?!

 

Fido, me talking dog will help me

He knows 99% of what there is to know!

 

He checks them poems still, ya know

And barks severely at anyone

Forgetting to mark a poem 18+ when it should be

Then when I swoon

At the least hint of  a hot poem

He revives me with wine, mixed with water, of course

 

He knows some Bible verses too

He found one recently:

'Your wine is mixed with water' (Isaiah 1 v.22)

Though that was not OK

It symbolised the people's compromise

Maybe half-heartedness

 

Or maybe even their stinginess

Well, that one applies to me

Yep, add water to ya wine/whisky./etc

It'll make ya tipple last longer

Ya won't have to buy another bottle so soon

Makes sense to me! LOL.

 

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 27th, 2021 02:03
  • Comment from author about the poem: A song (?) if you can sing it, in no metre at all, and a video of some of Fido's friends! I forgot to add water, and so wrote this.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 19
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  • dusk arising

    And what is a bishoprick? Why do they have cannons in churches. Would you send your ladt to see a therapist (the rapist). All these and more are placed before thee oh orchi.

    loved yer daft videos too

    • orchidee

      Thanks dusk. lol.

    • Accidental Poet

      Now this is a bag of nuts Orchi. ; )

      • orchidee

        Thanks AP.

      • AuburnScribbler

        A beautiful verbal documentary here orchidee, I was smiling all the way through whilst reading it.

        Have a well deserved drink for me.

        Bravo and cheers!

        • orchidee

          Thanks AS.

        • Neville


          I do so enjoy your deviations from the norm Mr O ...

          • orchidee

            Thanks N.

          • Doggerel Dave

            No orchi, you just continue to fight your good fight in the way you know best and I’ll just creep gently round you.
            If, however, you decide to go off-piste, then could you make it clear, as this time, by way of your excellent title and I will join you with a certain degree of enthusiasm.
            Great write. 😊

            • orchidee

              Thanks Dave.

            • Goldfinch60

              All our lives I have tried to keep you from doing wrong, I remember the day that you went in the sea and came out with a fish with legs and it turned into a dinosaur roaming the land, you even called that one Fido. Then you wanted to see how far up you could throw a rock and it came down as an asteroid and destroyed the world.
              As for 1066 I warned you not to point up in the sky for Harold to see what was coming.
              And as for putting water in my whisky, the eleventh commandment says "Thou shalt not put water in wine or whisky" - I though you followed the religious code.

              Andy

              • orchidee

                Thanks Gold. lol. Boo hoo, it's me responsible for disasters in history!



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