PC Porpoodle out on the beat
Everyone hears his size 10 feet
Everyone knows when he walks about town
PC Porpoodle the constable man
When he goes looking, trouble he will find
He's not very clever and not very kind
All the children hate him and the parents too
PC Porpoodle no one likes you
With eyes like a shark and teeth to match
If he's out hunting it's you he will catch
Doesn't care if you're guilty
Or innocent too
PC Porpoodle will always get you
One cold day when out on patrol
PC Porpoodle was eaten by a troll
The towns folk cried though some thought it funny
But then they all heard coming from its tummy
'I'm arresting you in the name of the law!'
Said the voice from the troll who dropped open its jaw
And then out from its mouth a long arm came
And everyone screamed and quickly ran away
No one knew what happened to the troll
Only PC Porpoodle who carried on his stroll
So that's why the folk of Boffington Town
Never live in fear when the constable's around
No one really minds him, not any more
But please PC Porpoodle don't come knocking at my door
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Author:
Saxon Crow (
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Now that was entertaining. Brought out the child in me LOL
How very dare you suggest this genius piece of work be nothing more than a childish undertaking. It took me seconds, seconds I tell you, to put all of my soul into this creative mastetpiece!
Morning Dusk!
A fine write SC. lol.
Thanks Orchi
A gastronomic delight from old trollsie's point of view - pity about the regurgitation....
Have you got a whole cache of these, or are you doing them on the run? Phew - your output is prodigious, Sax.
Bring on more Boffingtons; let's have the whole town - very much enjoyed.
Thanks Dave. I guess i just have an over active imagination. Im sure there's more in this bizarre brain of mine. Glad you enjoyed thiw latest piece
Very good fun write SC, you do know of course that my alter ego is PC Porpoodle - I am watching you!
PC Porpoodle
Eek!
When PC comes knocking on my door
He’ll see, a paper clock, both hands at noon
Out to lunch
Maybe back soon
Loved the light hearted tead
Lol. Excellent reply. 🙂
Another good tale, S.C.
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