Ohhh! *((^($£*)&*!!&$
And furthermore - ()*&^$^&*NH£"^*~
And even - ()&*^%$%~~}I$£&**!!
Note to self:
Whatever's the matter Orchi?
Why you ranting and raving like this?
You'll make our ears burn
If you dared to translate this
Don't reach for the 'translate' function
On your laptop/computer, etc!
Nooo, I'm not in a state
I'm not in a mood
I'm doing a bit of algebra
Are ya familiar with them algebraic equations?
Or is it all as a foreign language to ya?
Oh yes, we can all do 3 + x = 5
Simples - the answer is 2
But what about:
3 x 4y + 2 bc / 4,536a - (3.6 - 47%) + 5.375 x bbc1?
I made that all up - did I?
Answers on a postcard if you know the answer
I dunno the answer
It could be
27 and a half pork pies plus 15 bags of crisps
For all I know
Notice the 'bbc1' at the end?
You pulling our leg Orchi?
Fido understands it perfectly of course.
Sometimes it's enough though
To make ya say &%$i]#+^8%$£)?!
Or to go barmy and say
Whhhh€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€!!!
(£ obtained by 'alt gr' and '4' keys
On my keyboard anyway)
And I don't mean in an algebraic form!
Oohh! heehee.
Now c'mon Orchi, says Fido
You know there's only 24 and a half pork pies in the answer!
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Author:
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- Comment from author about the poem: And now a Maths lesson for today. arrrgghhh!
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a chuckleworthy deviation indeed ...
I made the answer Thursday .. 🙂
Thanks Neville. Correct, says Fido! You, the fount of all wisdom. lol.
Nah - got to go back to basics - One is 1; Two is 2; Three is 3..........but after that, where can I go, Orchi?
A mind expanding exercise caught on video....... .full speed ahead... Einstein move over - I'm catching up fast....
Thanks Dave. lol.
I'm still fussing about whether 'to be or not be' To be or not to be what?!
Yes - a very deep and profound question, Orchi....I\'m not sure it is within my limited capacity to answer it comprehensively...The question was always put to me this way:
"That that is is that that is not is not that so?"
When you get the answer could you put it on a postcard and send it privately, as I don't want every one else to know....
(I will reimburse you for the postage).
PS: better be in a sealed envelope.
Now I think I know why you sing the way you do Orchi. To drown out the other voices in your head. 😉
Thanks AP. lol.
Great fun, Orchidee.
Here in the US it is opt+3= £££££££
Thanks Jerry.
That makes sense Dave, if we put in the proper punctuation!
Thanks Orchi - I almost missed you right down here (no notification). Why have you sunk so low?
Well, there was not a 'reply' button, for some reason. Maybe you had used it to reply to me?!
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It's called therapy Orchi. I think you'd benefit!
Thanks SC. lol.
Good fun write Orchi but you know as well as I do the answer is 42.
Andy
Thanks Gold. lol. Neville thinks the answer is Thursday. So the answer could be 42 or Thursday, depending how you work it out. lol.
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