A pythonesque poem..... Well sort of.... Well I thought I'd give it a go..... Shh!........ Sorry

Saxon Crow

With words as ancient as the stone I stand upon
I raise a mountain from the sea
With a voice of thunder that calms the wind
I whisper of forgotten mysteries
Chocolate! 
I mustn't forget chocolate
Or biscuits and cheese
And let's face it where would this world be without a cup of tea
So yes where was I
Oh yes ancient words
mountains from the sea
Voice of thunder
Forgotten mysteries
Ahem....
This land is my land and I am the heart of it
Beating in furious tectonic rhythm
Do not defy the will of me
For my depths of strength are deeper than the tempestuous sea
Oh bugger, I also need rhubarb
Nothing like a rhubarb crumble
To ease that little belly rumble
And while I think about my food
I also love steak and kidney pud
Right, anyway, as I was saying
You dare to challenge me in your childlike ways? 
You are but a grain of sand
Easily trapped within the palm of my hand
You are nothing say I
And I am marmite!
I almost forgot marmite
I can't be leaving out the best bit
Even though some people don't like it
You know what? 
I think this is the end
So now for something completely different..... 

 

Stop that now..........Silly person................ Shh......... 

  • Author: Saxon Crow (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 9th, 2021 00:06
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments4

  • Goldfinch60

    You forgot the Roast Beef, Yorkshire Pudding covered in onion gravy SC.
    Good fun write.

    Andy

    • Saxon Crow

      Thanks GF. The list goes on and on

    • dusk arising

      A definite odour of a late parrot pervades the whole post saxon.

      Bluddy good fun write m8.

      • Saxon Crow

        Thanks Dusk. Glad you liked it

      • L. B. Mek

        'no dear poet, let your creativity roam free
        like the custard, you forgot...'
        said Zeus, with a rumbling sky of thunderous delight

        • Saxon Crow

          Or Angel delight indeed!

        • Doggerel Dave

          Garn - it's got Passion 'n Power 'n ...'n... 'n ...'n - yeh, all of that....
          😊 😉 😊

          • Saxon Crow

            Cheers Dave haha



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