Mummy

Paul Bell

So what’s your excuse for a blind date

My boyfriend cheated on me, what’s yours.

Caught my mum in bed with my girlfriend.

Did you say anything.

No, she was on top, so I didn’t want to do anything

Did you tell your Dad

No, my Dads' girlfriend killed him when she found out he was married.

Wow, you don’t have a sister, do you.

I do, but she’s not allowed within ten miles of the house.

Is she a psycho or what.

No, she smashed a chair over mum's head when she caught her in bed with her boyfriend.

What, your mum was on top again.

I suppose so, it’s not really a picture I want to see.

Do you have a photo of your mum.

Yes, that’s her there.

Wow, I don’t usually have lesbian tendencies, but I’d do your mum.

Yes, a lot of people want to do my mum, I don’t get it.

Can I meet her.

Why the hell would you want to meet her.

I don’t know, can I be your girlfriend.

Is this so you can meet my mum.

Of course not, can I go home with you now.

My god, what is wrong with you, woman.

Can I meet your sister, why don’t we get married.

We’ve only just met.

I know, but already I feel part of the family.

  • Author: Paul Bell (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 12th, 2021 10:22
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 27
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  • aDarkerMind

    my kind of family!
    good one Paul;

    • Paul Bell

      You sort of feel part of this family for some reason. lol

    • Goldfinch60

      Wonderful fun read Paul.

      Andy

      • Paul Bell

        You need a laugh with this lot.



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