Shut Up Shutting Up?

orchidee



Well, I've tried to shut up

But haven't shut up shutting up!

I go on and on - 

No change there then?!

 

You know - at times

Endless waffle and drivel

Spouting like a volcano

Or rather, maybe like a burst sewage pipe

 

C'mon now, Orchi

Why say 5 words when 20 will do?

Let's hear them words

Though they may be like - 

Verbal diarrhoea (swoon!)

Keeping the image of the sewage pipe there

An image I know you will want to keep in mind!

 

Fido's just as bad

Why 5 barks when 20 will do? he says....

You recovered from Hastings yet?

Were you there?!

Teehee

( A secretive sort of version of 'heehee')

Nothing to do with golf though

Notice the 'Tee'?

 

I'm going now, cos I'm rambling

'Where ya going on your ramble?'

Asks Fido!

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 18th, 2021 02:18
  • Comment from author about the poem: A load of rubbish for today! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 49
  • User favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet.
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Comments8

  • Goldfinch60

    Ramble away Orchi, you've nearly got it right after 66,000,000 years.

    Andy

    • orchidee

      Thanks Gold. lol. Who could bear it all those years?!

      • Goldfinch60

        Well I seem to have done!!!

      • Lorna

        Wonderful patter Orchi - you're a bit of a nut today - maybe a cashew?

        • orchidee

          Thanks Lorna.

        • spilleronsheet

          Go on poet, splat out…don’t stop and shut…

          • orchidee

            Thanks S. lol.

          • Fay Slimm.

            Love this ramble with the gorgeous doggie video too.

            • orchidee

              Thanks Fay. Oh, it's mad! lol.

            • Neville


              I think I have said it before but just in case, I seriously enjoy your deviations from the norm Mr. O ..................... 🙂

              • orchidee

                Thanks N.

              • The BlackShakespeare

                Nice poem and video was awesome

                • orchidee

                  Thanks B.

                • Paul Bell

                  I say, get it out. Blast, there's a traffic warden, get it back in. Why is she writing five tickets when one will do.

                  • orchidee

                    Thanks Paul. lol.

                  • Accidental Poet

                    I say we all swoon to the tune of Orchi's ramblings. 😁

                    • orchidee

                      Thanks AP. lol. If only me singing would shut up.....!

                      • Accidental Poet

                        The silence would be deafening. 😁



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