The Unanswerable.......

orchidee



Now, look, it may sound like - 

Some deep, profound question

As if 'The Unanswerable'

Was some personalised being, or summat

 

But no!!

It's an unanswerable question in parts

No one can EVER complete both parts

(Well, only Fido!)

 

Part 1 - How many people in the world?

You answer - about 7.9 billion - I did a recent check

 

Part 2 - What are their names?!

You answer - Erm........

 

Well, you could answer it - 

All the men are 'Joe Bloggs'

All the women are 'Jane Doe'!

(A female equivalent of 'Joe Bloggs') lol.

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 20th, 2021 02:14
  • Comment from author about the poem: A puzzle for ya today!
  • Category: Humor
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Comments3

  • Goldfinch60

    Good fun write Orchi but Jane Doe means that the women are all dead!!

    Andy

    • orchidee

      Argh! Thanks Andy. Do you know the equivalent of Joe Bloggs for female?

    • Goldfinch60

      The unanswerable question throughout our lives though is "Why?"

      Andy

      • orchidee

        Thanks Gold. Yes, for example - Why do I sing (so-called)?!

      • Neville

        You are one helluva zany guinea pig dont'cha know ... wot about all the inbetweenies & thems that dont know for sure yet .. 🙂

        • orchidee

          Thanks N. Yes lol. I'm only half-human as one of those 7.9billion. I'm half guinea-pig too!



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