You’ll see him sneaking around
The church choir
Blending in like a chameleon
Disguised as an usher prior
He knows not
The enemy agent’s name
But agent Orchi is
Master at his game
The choir begins to sing
Startling Orchi’s calm composure
As he trips on the rug
Drawing attention to his exposure
He nonchalantly joins the choir
Causing confused looks within the church
“What’s that awful noise” from one attendee
All eyes in disgruntled search
That’s when Orchi’s enemy agent
Swiftly made his move
But too late for Orchi
Now he’s singing in his groove
He swoons to the left
He swoons to the right
When just then KP shows up
Giving Orchi a fright
His enemy agent slipped away
Unnoticed in all the commotion
As did all the church goers
Like a receding ocean
Poor secret agent Orchi
What now can he do?
What any other secret agent might
He’ll sing harmony with Fido too
Copyright © Accidental Poet 2021
- Author: Sharon\'s Poet (Pseudonym) ( Offline)
- Published: October 21st, 2021 04:35
- Category: Humor
- Views: 38
Comments5
Great work poetโฆthe plot went straight to my head..felt like watching a movie with Agent Orchiโฆ
I heard a rumor that Orchi was approached with a contract for the movie with 4 sequels. Remember the Pink Panther? Orchi could be the Pink Orangutan. ๐
Ohhh reallyโฆ๐
He swoons to the left, he swoons to the right ................... made me chuckle no end ... and I aint being rude when I say perfectly pulled off sir ๐
All credit goes to the source, Agent 1066 Orchi. ๐
I started laughing at the title, before I even got to the poem! heehee.
A fitting tribute ๐
I hear you've been approached with a movie contract. Does that include Fido too? ๐
Yes! lol. Fido is 007 and a half!
Let me guess...Fido drinks the Martini shaken not stirred, and you drink the Cheri from a dog dish? ๐
Agent double-oh-orchi and his dog Goldsinger strike again.
Good fun read.
Thanks da.
You've got to know Orchi well AP, I keep on trying to 'slip away' from him but he keeps on coming back and finding me for the last 66 million years.
Andy
He's a relic from the Dinosaur age wondering where all the Dinosaurs went. ๐
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