Secret Agent Orchiman #1066

Accidental Poet



 

You’ll see him sneaking around

The church choir

Blending in like a chameleon

Disguised as an usher prior

 

He knows not

The enemy agent’s name

But agent Orchi is

Master at his game

 

The choir begins to sing

Startling Orchi’s calm composure

As he trips on the rug

 Drawing attention to his exposure

 

He nonchalantly joins the choir

Causing confused looks within the church

“What’s that awful noise” from one attendee

 All eyes in disgruntled search

 

That’s when Orchi’s enemy agent

Swiftly made his move

But too late for Orchi

Now he’s singing in his groove

 

He swoons to the left

He swoons to the right

When just then KP shows up

Giving Orchi a fright

 

His enemy agent slipped away

Unnoticed in all the commotion

As did all the church goers

Like a receding ocean

 

Poor secret agent Orchi

What now can he do?

What any other secret agent might

He’ll sing harmony with Fido too

 

Copyright © Accidental Poet 2021

  • Author: Sharon\'s Poet (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 21st, 2021 04:35
  • Category: Humor
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  • spilleronsheet

    Great work poetโ€ฆthe plot went straight to my head..felt like watching a movie with Agent Orchiโ€ฆ

    • Accidental Poet

      I heard a rumor that Orchi was approached with a contract for the movie with 4 sequels. Remember the Pink Panther? Orchi could be the Pink Orangutan. ๐Ÿ˜

      • spilleronsheet

        Ohhh reallyโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜„

      • Neville


        He swoons to the left, he swoons to the right ................... made me chuckle no end ... and I aint being rude when I say perfectly pulled off sir ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Accidental Poet

          All credit goes to the source, Agent 1066 Orchi. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

        • orchidee

          I started laughing at the title, before I even got to the poem! heehee.
          A fitting tribute ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Accidental Poet

            I hear you've been approached with a movie contract. Does that include Fido too? ๐Ÿ˜‰

            • orchidee

              Yes! lol. Fido is 007 and a half!

              • Accidental Poet

                Let me guess...Fido drinks the Martini shaken not stirred, and you drink the Cheri from a dog dish? ๐Ÿ˜†

              • dusk arising

                Agent double-oh-orchi and his dog Goldsinger strike again.

                Good fun read.

              • Goldfinch60

                You've got to know Orchi well AP, I keep on trying to 'slip away' from him but he keeps on coming back and finding me for the last 66 million years.

                Andy

                • Accidental Poet

                  He's a relic from the Dinosaur age wondering where all the Dinosaurs went. ๐Ÿ˜‰



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