Halloween Horror

orchidee



Why, yes, of course, barks Fido

Mark this one 18+

It's utterly scary!

 

Now, where them hymns, Orchi?

Why ya plunging into darkness

Of ghosts and goblins

And ghoulies? - oops, not THAT sort! heehee.

 

You knows hobgoblins...

Them nasty little things living at bottom of your garden

Otherwise know as mothers-in-laws!

 

I went to buy a Halloween mask

I saved money

The assistant said

'Ohh, ya don't need a mask

You're ugly enough already'

'Thanks very much', I said

And punched him on the nose! lol

 

And what's them 'satanic mills'

As in one rather eccentric hymn?

'Jerusalem' (And did those feet?) - good tune...

But dunno what the author is banging on about

In half of the words

What's evil about working in a mill? Doh!

 

And, nope, I doubt Jesus visited England and

'Walked upon England's mountain green'

There was no bus service from Israel to England then

The No.7 bus does this journey these days, I'm sure

Unless He swam across the Channel? Doh!

 

But the ultimate horrific scare

What can it be but four words

That ya never want to hear.....

'I will now sing!'

That's no surprise to ya really.

 

Well, here's that hymn

Make of it what ya will!

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 30th, 2021 02:15
  • Comment from author about the poem: Oohh, an 18+ poem! Fido barked furiously until I ticked the 18+ box!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 27
  • Users favorite of this poem: Laura🌻
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Comments6

  • dusk arising

    was that a trick? or a treat?

    • Goldfinch60

      Certainly not a treet (sic) they are still in my cupboard.

      • orchidee

        Thanks dusk. lol. Did the 18+ get 'em looking in?!

        • dusk arising

          Dunno orchi but i can't wait to see Goldfinch wearing his 'Minstrels' outfit for a 'treet'.

        • Goldfinch60

          You know the tune I want you to sing Far Away and the further away the better!

          https://youtu.be/p20ay6Z2miE

          • orchidee

            Thanks Gold. lol.

          • Paul Bell

            He would have walked across the water, which of course is too dangerous now. One must pop into the boat shop now and row across. Health and safety gone mad if you ask me.

            • orchidee

              Thanks Paul. lol. Ah yes, jolly long way to walk on water though.

            • Doggerel Dave

              Garn Orchi - if you are going to believe in him, then believe he can do anything And forget the ghoul stuff rating as 18+ , kids love it...

              • orchidee

                Depends if Fido barks or not. He considered it worthy of 18+.

              • Jerry Reynolds

                Great fun, Orchi.
                Good coffee read.

                • orchidee

                  Thanks Jerry.

                • Laura🌻

                  Orchi,

                  A fun read. Go on singing…
                  it is Halloween after all. Lol

                  Laura 🌻

                  • orchidee

                    Thanks Laura. Now me next song entitled: 'Nightmares are made of this'. Subtitled: 'Me singing!' heehee.



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