i have to say its a worry
how Orchi posts hymns in a flurry
but of course he has help
with a whine and a yelp
from his four legged friend so furry
pinching lead from his old church roof
i realised i'd finally got proof
for though he looked awkward
sat there at the keyboard
a dog was composing woof woof
amazingly dextorous paws
were playing melodious chords
a growl and a whine
and strict tempo time
every lyrical venture explored
Well finally the author's unmasked
now undoubtedly up to the task
doggedly determined
Fido's been learnin
his hymn writing skill's unsurpassed
So there's never a cough or a splutter
Orchi's lyrics flow on without clutter
between lines of his hymns
hides his darkest of sins
for dog trainings been his bread and butter
All rise as now enters the vicar
orchi hides his dog all the quicker
"Ah youve wrote me a hymn"
Orchidee starts to grin
"I can write you two more for ten knicker"
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dusk arising (
Offline) - Published: November 27th, 2021 08:29
- Comment from author about the poem: Re-posted here for a laugh. 'Knicker' is old English slang for a £ pound sterling.
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Laughed me cotton socks off at this clever ditty - hope Orchi can write a literary answer --great stuff dear Dusk
Good write dusk. lol.
Oh so THAT'S how he does it! So much fun.
the whole worlds gone crazy ......... maybe I can start making some real money for a change ........... đŸ™‚
Great write dusk.
But when was this contractual arrangement actually initiated? (the Publicity Department of orchidee inc. all talk that kind of BS).
But be careful - his tentacles spread far and wide – I even hear of his activities (to clarify – Hymns) down here on the earth’s underside….
Still – if you are prepared to do it, sell your soul for some of his lucre, go for it….
I would only charge a fiver!
https://youtu.be/03Gn4loM7As
Andy
Fido can really chime, but my god you can really rhyme. What a kicker, this is surely worth more than ten knickers
Hilarious it was
When the words flew
By the typing on a piano side
Well humour did find its air …
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