Lost?

orchidee



Subtitled:

'The Mad Adventures of Fido and Orchi No.3461'

 

I could be 'Lost in Space'

Nope, not that I'm watching the TV serial

Though I could be in that

Playing the robot

So ya can't see me!

 

But look, Fido and I fancied a trip to Saturn

To see them ring-thingys

I checked with a friend

'I think I need the No.7 bus there'

'No' said my friend

'The No. 7 bus goes to Mars

You need the No.11 bus to Saturn'!

 

The I took the car abroad

For a journey overseas

I didn't go by ship

The car 'walked' on water!

 

Well, Fido and I would go

But we can't get out of this building

There's a Fire Door Exit we're trying to get out of

But a notice says:

'This door must be kept closed at all times'

Even if there's a fire?!

 

I've not used that extra hour yet

Not put me clocks back yet

How to spend the hour?

Fido and I could, for example

Go round the world 4,756 times

Or sail to the Moon and back 2,643 times

Or we'll swim the Pacific/Atlantic Ocean 7,843 times!

 

Onwards - on to more nuttiness

On to adventure No. 3462!

 

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 4th, 2021 03:16
  • Comment from author about the poem: I - and Fido - will keep taking the tablets! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 22
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Comments5

  • Draven

    Haha No 7 Bus!!

    • orchidee

      Thanks D. lol. Ohh it's nutty!

    • LaurašŸŒ»

      Orchi,

      I enjoyed your interesting write and my auntie had a lot of laughs while listening to the poem and viewing the videoā€¦she loves cats. Hereā€™s a suggestion of how you can use that extra hourā€¦tell me all about that bus no. 7 that you refer to in your writings.

      Thank you for sharing and have a wonderful wonderful weekend.

      LaurašŸŒ»

    • Rozina

      Haha! Looking forward to read more adventures! Thank you.

      • orchidee

        Thanks R. lol.

      • Goldfinch60

        Keep moving on Orchi, the Universe is out there waiting for you.

        Andy

        • orchidee

          Thanks Gold. lol.

        • melellendixon

          I really, really like this. It's such a good read. I'm biased as a cat lover but this is excellent.

          • orchidee

            Thanks M.



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