A COUPLET COLLECTION (16-18)

Michael Edwards

 

Buy one for the price of two

and the second one’s free to you.

 

The can isn’t empty (though the coke has dispersed)

It’s full of the content of bubbles long burst.

 

Can you brush your teeth without wobbling your bum?

When clutching your buttocks does your bum still succumb?

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 18th, 2021 06:02
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Comments3

  • orchidee

    Good writes and pic M.
    What if Miss Berles buys 4 for the price of 3, but only wants 3?! lol.

    • Michael Edwards

      She went to get two for the price of one but only wanted the second one so she got it free.

      • orchidee

        That makes sense! But they charged me. They said you have to buy the first one! lol.

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      • Saxon Crow

        I've just tried and yes you can!

      • Goldfinch60

        Good ones Michael, I will have to experiment with the last one! LOL

        Andy



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