Note to self:
Or talking to oneself
Not always a sign of madness! lol.
Aww, now c'mon Orchi, why you be
So horrible to yourself?!
Why say you can't sing?
You've only had 8,546 singing lessons
And your tutor says
You'll only need another 5,634 lessons
He's laughing up his sleeve
The fees I'm paying him!
And why you keep insulting cats?
Saying your singing is like two cats fighting
It's much worse than that!
And why you keep torturing poets
By writing hymn-poems?
Why don't you let sleeping dogs lie?
Such as Fido!
Write them, yes
But why must you always sing each one
About 20 times each? (heehee)
Fido's noticed some 'hot' poems on here
And starts barking at 'em
But why?
Cos they're not helping global warming
It'll be a hot winter!
(Writing this, living in the U.K.)
Now, you say to me -
I suppose you'll be singing
About 6,738 Carols at this season
Won't you stop punishing us?
What we done wrong?!
Heehee :)
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: December 21st, 2021 03:00
- Comment from author about the poem: Some seasonal silliness - for any season!
- Category: Humor
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Comments6
Lol is your singing really that bad ?? It’s good to be lighthearted with ourselves , and others . We can’t always take ourselves seriously can we .
Thanks Rose.
A couple of people at different times have said to me that I sounded good! Just call me Luciano - Pavarotti, that is!
Did I have to jump from one extreme to the other? Is my singing THAT good?! lol.
Fantastically funny my friend keep up the write!
Thanks Dan.
Aww haha, maybe you need a new singing teacher then?! First poem I have read this morning, nice that you've made me laugh. Thanks 🙂
Thanks D. lol.
Good fun write Orchi. Have you got KP here Christmas present yet?
Andy
Thanks Gold. Yes, botox, botox, and more botox for her, to enhance her old trout-like appearance. lol.
Remember breath from the diaphragm head up and practice your scales good now enter the sound proof room and we will begin lol. Love your poem very witty and light hearted
Thanks WH. lol.
Like I have said before Mr. O .. I love it when you deviate ... oh' your concluding line by the way is a tad sexist methinks unless this is a hymn poem .. herr herr .................... N 🙂
Thanks N. Teehee instead?! lol. That sounds more sneaky than heehee. What rot I talk. lol.
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