He’s often seen out on cycling trips
as in and out of the traffic he nips
and he’s always dressed like a
lamebrain in lycra
with go-faster stripes on his bicycle clips.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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Good fun limerick Michael, I too have seen him!
Absolutely cracking artwork, would you mind if I printed this one?
Andy
Thanks Andy - please go ahead - I'd be honoured.
Good write and pic M.
Is it Mr Cycla Berles?
Rotayty Pedlar Berles methinks.
on wobbly two wheels he frolicks
cycling home this keen alcoholic
but he's laddered his tights
it just dont seem right
was it saddlebags or two hairy bollicks
Great comment da - gives me inspiration for another limerick.
I've seen him! He thinks he's invisible, invincible. Another funny limerick. Great.
And ignores the road rules - yes plenty here but they do spoil it for those who do cycle sensibly.
I cut through traffic like a crazy man with a guinsue knife and deathwish. What's my occupation? Bicycle messenger😜 Lol This sounds like it's about me🚴
I see you're from the land of Glass Tiger - from my travels in Canada I can't recall many cyclists but I'm sure they're the same the world over - with the exception of fallenAngel1 of course. lol
I've never heard Canada referred to as the land of Glass Tiger before. We do tell new comers if they don't like the weather,wait 15 minutes,lol😀
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